Topic Lords

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Lords:

  • Quil
  • Maxx

    • Topics:

    • Maybe I just don't like apples
    • Opposite Costco
    • The Sweet Science
    • The Village and the Curious Hole
      • http://thesciencesalon.blogspot.com/p/village-and-curious-hole.html
      • BALLU the best robot
        • https://youtu.be/EdSoUbXirVI
        • https://www.strandbeest.com/
        • https://youtube.com/shorts/lbxJlwQ6-U8

          • Microtopics:

          • Making robots and video games in Seattle.
          • Cohost dot org.
          • Tumblr without Tumblr's weird nesting.
          • Finding interesting people to follow in 2005.
          • Cohost's discovery apparatus.
          • Making bad music on the internet that's not very enjoyable.
          • The worst fruit. (Apples.)
          • The enormous gulf between the audiovisual experience of watching someone eat an apple and eating that apple yourself.
          • The world's most apple growing place.
          • "Extra honey" apples.
          • Upgrading your teeth so that you can eat stone fruit without pitting them.
          • Installing a machine in your mouth that you can pour wheat into and it extrudes noodles right into your throat.
          • What wheat becomes if you chew it.
          • Pasta-flavored gum.
          • Vaguely salty orange chewing gum.
          • Installing an app to play a "biting an apple" ringtone into whenever you bite any fruit.
          • Japan's canonical fruit ranking with melon at the top, as seen in Pac-Man.
          • The way in which the B-tier melons are substandard.
          • The most cherries per slot machine.
          • Pivoting to chewing gum after San Francisco bans your gambling machines.
          • Buying just one leaf of parsley from Opposite Costco.
          • Naming your company after the idea of charging for things.
          • Buying hundreds of jigsaw puzzle pieces in bulk.
          • Tito Beverage.
          • You win stun, you lose stun.
          • Doug Bowser's Heel Turn.
          • Inaptronyms.
          • Punching somebody and all their honey comes out.
          • Preferring to punch people who bruise extremely precisely.
          • Hypothesizing that you are about to be punched in the face and setting up a control group.
          • Using science in an interesting way in 1832.
          • Little Alchemy and other combine-'em-ups.
          • What to play if you like adventure game inventory puzzles but not the rest of the adventure game.
          • The phone number you could call as part of the Frog Fractions ARG.
          • Investigating where the wind knocked over the fox shrine.
          • Finding an infinitely deep hole and dumping all your garbage in it until you realize you can use it to solve the housing crisis.
          • The deepest man-made hole.
          • The town that is permanently on fire.
          • An extremely plausible hellmouth.
          • Thanks, Hellmouth!
          • Inventing Hell in the 1970s.
          • A video that you can silently play in the background.
          • A robot that is just a large helium balloon.
          • A robot that is neutrally buoyant.
          • Strandbeests.
          • Making the goofiest lil guy.
          • The exploded cell phone ghosts.
          • A traffic cone skateboarding with ska playing in the background.
          • The Topic Lords startup incubator.
          • Cony Hawk.

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