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QuilMaxxMaybe I just don't like applesOpposite CostcoThe Sweet ScienceThe Village and the Curious Holehttp://thesciencesalon.blogspot.com/p/village-and-curious-hole.htmlBALLU the best robothttps://youtu.be/EdSoUbXirVIhttps://www.strandbeest.com/https://youtube.com/shorts/lbxJlwQ6-U8Making robots and video games in Seattle.Cohost dot org.Tumblr without Tumblr's weird nesting.Finding interesting people to follow in 2005.Cohost's discovery apparatus.Making bad music on the internet that's not very enjoyable.The worst fruit. (Apples.)The enormous gulf between the audiovisual experience of watching someone eat an apple and eating that apple yourself.The world's most apple growing place."Extra honey" apples.Upgrading your teeth so that you can eat stone fruit without pitting them.Installing a machine in your mouth that you can pour wheat into and it extrudes noodles right into your throat.What wheat becomes if you chew it.Pasta-flavored gum.Vaguely salty orange chewing gum.Installing an app to play a "biting an apple" ringtone into whenever you bite any fruit.Japan's canonical fruit ranking with melon at the top, as seen in Pac-Man.The way in which the B-tier melons are substandard.The most cherries per slot machine.Pivoting to chewing gum after San Francisco bans your gambling machines.Buying just one leaf of parsley from Opposite Costco.Naming your company after the idea of charging for things.Buying hundreds of jigsaw puzzle pieces in bulk.Tito Beverage.You win stun, you lose stun.Doug Bowser's Heel Turn.Inaptronyms.Punching somebody and all their honey comes out.Preferring to punch people who bruise extremely precisely.Hypothesizing that you are about to be punched in the face and setting up a control group.Using science in an interesting way in 1832.Little Alchemy and other combine-'em-ups.What to play if you like adventure game inventory puzzles but not the rest of the adventure game.The phone number you could call as part of the Frog Fractions ARG.Investigating where the wind knocked over the fox shrine.Finding an infinitely deep hole and dumping all your garbage in it until you realize you can use it to solve the housing crisis.The deepest man-made hole.The town that is permanently on fire.An extremely plausible hellmouth.Thanks, Hellmouth!Inventing Hell in the 1970s.A video that you can silently play in the background.A robot that is just a large helium balloon.A robot that is neutrally buoyant.Strandbeests.Making the goofiest lil guy.The exploded cell phone ghosts.A traffic cone skateboarding with ska playing in the background.The Topic Lords startup incubator.Cony Hawk.