"Go to therapy, Bowser." Our Washington Capitals are delivering comedy, tragedy, and injury, but hockey continues to be none of the screaming eagle's goddamn business. Also on Eva, Rave, and Kelly's docket this week: windbreakers, Dylan vs. Connor, the purple prose of Josh Yohe, and the hockey team of Genovia. This episode was recorded on November 17, 2022.

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Bonus reading:
Yohe: As the Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin rivalry nears its end, it still matters (The Athletic, November 2022)

Timecodes: (03:47) T-Shirt Dress Up | (08:47) #ALLCAPS | (49:09) Elsewhere in the NHL | (1:01:23) International Relations