Topic Lords

163. The Mean Horse Scenario

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Lords:

  • Mitch
    • https://www.youtube.com/@HBMmaster
    • https://www.google.com/search?q=w
    • https://www.seximal.net/
    • Laura
      • https://twitter.com/lmichet
      • https://cohost.org/lmichet

        • Topics:

        • What vehicle would you use to get around in the post apocalypse? Are we talking live animals, internal combustion engine vehicles, bikes, skiis, etc? Why did you choose this?
        • The Super Mario Wiki is a beacon that other fan wikis should look to for inspiration
        • The GTA San Andreas conversation system
        • Last Straw, by George Starbuck http://reesewarner.blogspot.com/2021/04/george-starbuck-nationalpoetrymonth.html
        • The gradual inflation of standard youtube video length

          • Microtopics:

          • Lowercase jan, capital Misali.
          • Collecting all 905 Pokemon after 25 years.
          • R-rated Pokemon competitor, "Seximals."
          • Free-range porn, or legitimate educational resource?
          • First impressions of seximal.net.
          • Counting up to 99 on your hands.
          • College basketball's tactical use of base 6.
          • The binary number represented by flipping someone the bird with both hands.
          • The Airworld situation.
          • A sled pulled by domesticated zombies.
          • Solving the tire problem so you can bike around in the post-apocalypse.
          • Horses destroying society by kicking every building down with their powerful legs.
          • Horsefingers.
          • Horseknuckles.
          • Being just tall enough for a horse to try to eat your hair.
          • Shoveling poop out of the bear bone barn.
          • Standards of accuracy and editorial quality in the Super Mario Wiki.
          • Niwa, the Nintendo Independent Wiki Alliance.
          • What Mario Wiki has to say about the Berlin Wall.
          • Abraham Lincoln's place in the Mario Canon.
          • Organizing the Marvel Wiki by universe number.
          • The most objective possible method of sorting a list of universes.
          • Regular Peter Parker vs. Ultimate Peter Parker.
          • 10 seconds of scrolling.
          • A wealth of information not intended for a phone screen.
          • The ontological difference between characters and allies.
          • What species exist in the world of Mario?
          • Action Toad.
          • The wiki article about Baby Mario, a distinct character from the times various Marios have been babies.
          • The love child of Bowser and Shigeru Miyamoto.
          • Making invitations to your bachelor party with Mario Print World.
          • Different forms of pounding your butt on the ground.
          • The Ground Pound, also known as the Hip Drop, Pound the Ground attack, Bounce, Butt-Bash, Jump Smash, Smash Attack, and Butt Stomp.
          • How wikis get away with not being normalized databases.
          • A loose simulacrum of conversation.
          • A conversation that takes the form of a hand wave and then a gulf a million miles wide.
          • Pausing for several minutes to contemplate whether you've ever eaten octopus for breakfast.
          • Fifty ways to say "please don't hit me in the head with that wrench."
          • The Heaven's Vault conversation system.
          • Ten different voice actors saying the same twenty lines.
          • A normal poetry thing.
          • Trying to find the poem "The Last Straw" by George Starbuck but Google only wants to show you articles about how Starbucks doesn't have straws any more.
          • Poems that use two meters at once.
          • Showing the frivolity of the line lengths.
          • Back when Youtube videos were limited to ten minutes.
          • Just sitting here making feature films by myself.
          • Al Gore, the guy who invented the Algorithm.
          • Promising things in the show notes that definitely aren't going to go there.
          • What happens in an ecosystem where there is no pressure to make your work shorter.
          • People who have time to watch a three hour Youtube video.
          • Watching a movie over the course of a week, ten minutes at a time.
          • Multitasking poorly.
          • How to find people on Cohost.

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