“Hey, hey, have you read the news?”

For over 30 years, the mighty minstrels from Maryland known collectively as CLUTCH have been synthesizing sonic goodness that defies categorization, capturing all of the greatest nuances and attitude of 70’s classic rock from “The Days of Yore” and seamlessly blending that together with ingeniously crafted lyrical ciphers and modern-day stoner metal intensity into a single, heavy, wall of sonic potency that doesn’t neatly fit into any specific genre. 

In short, there is no other band with a sound as brilliantly eccentric and uniquely idiosyncratic as CLUTCH who (over the course of their voluminous thirteen album catalog) have shown the world that all greatness defies the tedious predictability, mediocrity, and conventional wisdom associated with ticking off some predetermined box. Don’t force yourself to fit into someone else’s box. Instead, be more like CLUTCH and create your own box to fit into (and also, go ahead and mark the time while you’re at it). 

It's time to head on down to “Cosmo’s Factory” (which is located somewhere “Down On The Corner”) and find out exactly “what NOT to do at a wedding that’s NOT yours” as you show off your “tindels” to help minimize any “cringeworthy toast moments” that might transpire after “you put a finger in it” and JOIN US as we dive into the genreless, boxless, timeless “pure rock fury” that is CLUTCH.

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Show Notes:

(00:01):  #blackenedwhiskey #productionnotes #blackalbumreference #youngwomanbusiness ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #nobass #theinfusionprocess See also #Dethklok / #thingsnottodoatawedding #toasttime #toasted #Fbomb #fatherofthebride #funnyasfuckingfuck #cringeworthy #notmyact #ohboi #turnitoffnow #lowenergy #wheeleronthecollar #instabone #albumcover #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #heavyhanded #spindletapbrewery #microfunt or #microfont?  #heavyhands #eightpointzeropercentABV #nopissingpennies #irresponsible plus #obscene and #offensive #letters and #thecommunity #tindels and #tindles and #nintindle #nintendel #theweedofpot and/or #theweedofalcohol #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #marvelousmeat #relaximicated ***Looking forward to the #KISS #HairMetalChronicles / #newshitah #longdistancededication ***Go check out #DeadPoetSociety*** #BostonMass #PubeEra ***Live Show energy…*** #cokelines #numberonecokelinesrating #CoDa #SouthernFriedZeppelin / See also #RivalSons for similar vibes.

(13:31): #imnotgonnadoit #dontdoitafter #thankyouTrevor #pumpkintindels #TheDocket CLUTCH: INSIDE THE METAL!!! #youshouldseethemlive #Clutchosphere #stonercore ***They’re part of the #PrimusBox*** They don’t fit into any particular box!!! #bakedoutoftheircerebellum / Go check out #TheEastern in #Atlanta / “And now… #RussellsReflections”/ #markthetime #thememusic #80spornstyle / #SixFeetUnder #fucktheirfaces #markthetime / Some backstory informational info regarding the mighty #Clutch and #thevenue / “Clutch is one of those bands that you MUST see LIVE!!!” / #surprisebirthdaypresent #newfan / ***#METALNERDERYBUSINESSCARDSASMR!!!*** #tindeltalk and some reflections regarding the mighty #Clutch #ThePrimusBoxOfMetal ***A lesson from #Damone regarding #attitude*** #redrocketalert

(22:32): #thesetlist RED ALERT (BOSS METAL ZONE) (2022-Sunrise on Slaughter Beach) #theDennisMillerOfMetal #readthoselyrics #thisonesagoodone / “The crowd was going nuts…” #thecrowdgoeswild #stonermetalASMR #kneesandelbows #longestone “We could make that one last a long time...” #isolationneeded / NOSFERATU MADRE (2022-Sunrise on Slaughter Beach) #stonergoodness #stoneratmosphere / “There’s a very specific vibe with each album…” / A SHOGUN NAMED MARCUS (1993-Transnational Speedway League:  Anthems, Anecdotes and Undeniable Truths) #TransnationalSpeedwayLeague #thefirstnewalbum #hereitcomes #waitwhat #relaxersASMR ***See also #Weathermaker*** “A great analogy…that was kind of off-putting, exhausting and irresponsible #triggered*** THE INCOMPARABLE MR FLANNERY (2005-Robot Hive/Exodus) #killeropener #kansastoboston ***#ZZTop as a #stonerband #ZZStoneCoreASMR 

(33:55):  #thepowerofthebeard / “The Beard…that’s where the power is…” / #bottombeard #manicured #frightenedturtle / “Memorable #Clutch tunes…” / #fuckmath and all #mathists / ELECTRIC WORRY (2007-From Beale Street to Oblivion) #encorestyle “This sounds like the 70’s” #swingboogie #ZZTopASMR “Vamonos, Vamonos!!!” / #harmonicaskills FORTUNATE SON (2020-Weathermaker Vault Series, Vol. 1) (See also #CreedenceClearwaterRevival and/or #CCR) #markthetime / The joy of #onstagebanter and #beingintimate with the #audience / #preachermode #performanceenhancingdrugs #snortworthy #theperfectsong #notmuch 

(43:25): #showbone / “Afterlife wishes…” / A QUICK DEATH IN TEXAS (2015-Psychic Warfare) #abagofhammers / “The steamroller wall of sound…” / WHO WANTS TO ROCK? (1999-Jam Room) #bastardization #heyheymama #blackdogASMR / Very 70’s style… / #waitwhat / ***HOW MANY FUCKING COMMERCIALS DO WE NEED, HONESTLY!?!?*** / MOUNTAIN OF BONE (2022-Sunrise on Slaughter Beach) #spacerock / “Going back to the ZZ Top reference…” / #spacestonercore / “The beauty of #MetalNerderyPodcast” / #boxless #theydefythebox #ClutchAppealsToEveryone #casseroleASMR #AlexJonesASMR #waitwhat #hilarioushilarity #getup ESCAPE FROM THE PRISON PLANET (1995-Clutch) 

(54:55): FIREBIRDS! (2015-Psychic Warfare) #thesoundoftheseventies #manmusic #alltheballs #ballscore / “Any gratuitous #tittography …?” / #ilovethehelmet #differentenergy #nothingwrongwithtwanglification #twanglifiedASMR #backproblems #adultingproblems #showshirt / “Going to concerts and getting #concertmerch and #merchprices” / “It’s not an official tour shirt unless there are #tourdates on the back of the shirt!” / “I got the #Dickies” #markthetime #yousaidittoo #billiamremix #gotit

(1:00:27): “Five out of five” / “Their name fits their music, and their music fits their name” / #nocomment #beyondbranding / “They transcend #genre” / #theprecious ***THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US FOR OUR #INSIDETHEMETAL OF #CLUTCH ***/ #untilthenext #thankyouforlistening ***GO VISIT US AT THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch  and look for us on the socials; the #instagram and the #facebook.  You can EMAIL US at [email protected] ***You can also leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182!!!*** #untilthenext #dreviler #thelastword #outroremix #showbone #manmusic #hellamanremix #hehahuh #pubes #longlivemetalnerdery