- Have Your Funeral at a Smaller Church So There’s Not Enough Seats for Everybody and People Have To Stand So It Looks Like You Were the Most Important Person in the World.
- Hanging the 6 Pack Off the Belt. 
- Swiping Everything Off the Dinner Table and Putting Down a Big Map to Explain the Plan. 
- Throwing Your Spotify Wrapped on Every Group Text. 
- Leaving Stuff In Your Online Shopping Cart Until They Email Your Some Discount Codes. 

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