Topic Lords

166. There's Only One Best Topic

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Lords:

  • Erica
  • Maxx

    • Topics:

    • Freesound.org and the delight of sharing things without fame
      • https://freesound.org/people/Bram/sounds/15543/
      • https://freesound.org/people/Mrthenoronha/sounds/369065/
      • https://freesound.org/people/smokenweewALT/
      • Shutting down the FF2 ARG Twitter account
      • Leisure in the 70s
      • Snow by David Berman
        • https://www.poetrynook.com/poem/snow-14
        • The some potatoes diet
        • Plants that can see sorta?
          • https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8903786/

            • Microtopics:

            • The Topic Lords discord.
            • Meeting friends in the Kingdom of Loathing chat.
            • A virtual birthday party crashing app.
            • Piranesi.
            • A website where people post sound.
            • Wav laundering.
            • Purchasing a lion sound effect from an off-Broadway sound effect shop.
            • Sending over the can crushing noises that you selected.
            • Someone's friend pretending to be a bird.
            • Having a roommate named Phil all of whose passwords were “Phil”
            • AAA games with Freesound user names in the credits.
            • Recognizing Brick Drop 5 from Dope Dragon 69's Freesound portfolio.
            • Officer, I was just making a video game!
            • The psychology of why no Freesound user has uploaded a good pneumatic tube delivery sound.
            • The bank teller watching you and registering your surprise at being delivered a tube.
            • The bank tellers noticing that you are shitting into the pneumatic delivery tube and lifting the Gallagher tarp in front of their faces.
            • Getting ready for bed and then suddenly recording an episode of Topic Lords.
            • SmokenweewALT recording water flowing sounds in Flushing, Queens.
            • The best Wikipedia pages.
            • Toe Cleavage.
            • Cats who have jobs.
            • Finding things on Wikipedia that are not directly related to one another.
            • Tweeting your disappointment that a weird thing turns out to be part of the Frog Fractions ARG.
            • The alternate reality where Frog Fractions 2 launched but nobody ever found it.
            • The final unsolved (and now unsolvable) FF2 ARG puzzle.
            • Who was solving things?
            • New ways to not be at work.
            • Another word for having a good time.
            • Choosing photos to represent the concept of leisure.
            • Phil relaxing on the couch next to his toilet paper.
            • Someone who doesn't have a bed but does have two lanterns.
            • The guy who has spent fifteen years uploading pictures of his foreskin to Wikipedia just in case someone needs a picture of foreskin.
            • Spending so long thinking about someone that you're unsure whether they're notorious to anyone but you.
            • A foreskin in repose.
            • Believing that genes are immortal survival machines that use our disposable bodies to endlessly replicate themselves.
            • The concept of leisure as a human right.
            • Serious vs. casual leisure.
            • Project-based leisure projects.
            • A poem stapled to the wall in a laundromat in Massachusetts.
            • Voices hanging close in the new acoustics.
            • Explaining to your little brother that the snow angels are angel corpses that a nearby farmer murdered.
            • Lying to your child just a little bit, as a treat.
            • The Seattle Space Noodle.
            • The last Burger King in Amsterdam.
            • The most normal person you know.
            • Running an impromptu experiment on the internet by asking strangers to eat nothing but potatoes and report back.
            • Trying the all-potatoes diet for thirty years.
            • Eating 40 potatoes a day.
            • Game designer and science communicator Nicky Case.
            • Halftato.
            • Overdosing on potassium.
            • Doctors telling you to cool it with the potassium.
            • Why doctors don't know how much chemotherapy to give obese people.
            • The doctor from the phrenology department measuring your neck to see if you have sleep apnea.
            • Parasitic plants imitating the host plant's leaves.
            • Recognizing silhouettes of birds from an 8x8 monochrome image.
            • Rapidly changing the hydraulics of your leaves.
            • A forest of Max mimicry.

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