Topic Lords

176. A Diglett Slightly Tan

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Lords:

  • Hallie
  • John B

    • Topics:

    • Tabletop RPGs as educational platform
    • Flicky-likes
    • Etch A Sketch Animator 2000
    • Poem: "My Brother's Head Should Be Replaced" by Jack Prelutsky
      • https://youtu.be/TYXJyxT7QN4?t=1330
      • Buff Diglett

        • Microtopics:

        • 471 very positive reviews.
        • Pizza Tower, the Tower of Pizza.
        • Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular.
        • Taking a drink of your Safeway brand Diet Cola Caffeine Free Soda.
        • Bouncy the Rat and her friends in the Wild Wood.
        • Providing a platform for people to talk to each other and learn about boundaries.
        • Why to add numbers together.
        • Teaching children math when everyone has a pocket calculator in their pocket at all times.
        • A peek under the curtain.
        • The edutainment classics.
        • Three D&D combat system as a way to get comfortable doing arithmetic in your head.
        • Providing an experiential experience.
        • A tiny video game console that looks like a Sega Genesis.
        • Trying to sex Flicky.
        • Maximizing your combo chain in Flicky.
        • Sonic 3D Blast as a sequel to Flicky.
        • Super Rub-a-Dub.
        • Flicking the controller to make the rubber ducky jump.
        • A dude collecting dudes who follow you in a trail.
        • Pix the Cat.
        • All the Bubble Bobble sequels, none of which use the bubbling mechanic.
        • Rainbow Islands: Towering Adventure.
        • Whip Whip: the word "whip" twice.
        • The Etch-a-Sketch: a terrible toy for terrible people.
        • Making animations that are perhaps five or six frames long.
        • Controlling with the knobbies.
        • The Magic Touch Pad.
        • A button that says "recall" on it.
        • Putt-Nuts Go to the Moon, featuring Alan Shepard.
        • Plugging your Etch-a-Sketch into your VCR to save your art.
        • The powder leaking out of the Etch-a-Sketch because you used it too much.
        • It's like painting but on a TV but worse than regular painting.
        • 2000 gray squares.
        • The poet laureate of children.
        • The golden age of the CD-ROM.
        • Wanting a tomato to be bigger.
        • The Tomato Centipede.
        • Poems about homework.
        • A mole-type Pokemon.
        • Everybody independently coming to the conclusion that Diglett has a muscular human body down there.
        • Buff kittens.
        • Whether Dugtrio has one muscular human body down there, or three.
        • Three human bodybuilders cosplaying as Dugtrio.
        • Trying to search for "naked diglett" but Google autocorrects you to "naked woman"
        • Space Dentist!!
        • That one dentist out of ten who recommends that you go to space.
        • Organizing your video game garbo.

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