Topic Lords

179. Get Bad


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Lords:

  • Alex
  • Shannon
  • Topics:

    • Reading music badly
    • Minigame: guess the animal from bad old-timey descriptions
    • How to pronounce "MacPaint"
    • https://www.tumblr.com/destinationtoast/708530541060816896
    • Airport teleportation
    • Microtopics:

      • Games that you should not play if you get addicted to games.
      • Roguelikes that take a reasonable amount of time to play if you are bad at them.
      • We're Not That Bad!™
      • The Sunnyvale Singers.
      • Producing music with a piano.
      • Two guards, one who can't read a book and the other one who can read a book aloud but doesn't know the language.
      • Buttons corresponding to the doots.
      • Given a starting note, figuring out what the next note is supposed to be.
      • Not being able to sight sing but faking it by looking at the vertical distance between notes.
      • Music direction reading "lower than you think" (but in Italian)
      • Knowing the chord progressions to 10,000 pop songs.
      • Ways to make music.
      • Moving between shapes even without hearing them.
      • Playing accompaniment to silent films.
      • Improvising music differently each time.
      • Pliny the Elder describing the camel leopard.
      • An animal with the neck of a horse but the head of a camel.
      • A bigness answering thereto.
      • Enjoying the alligator too much.
      • A curse on four legs, equally pernicious on land and river.
      • Inflating the chameleon.
      • Spontaneous generation.
      • Horned ghosts catapulting themselves around.
      • Hunting an elephant by tricking it into leaning on a tree that won't support it.
      • Whether elephants have knees.
      • Vultures gestating for three years and giving live birth.
      • Vultures and condors reproducing without mating.
      • Your good friend Ms. Paint.
      • Naming your dog a Japanese-sounding name with no regard to Japanese phonotactics and then arguing with people who try to correct you.
      • Baking a cake that is 80% vanilla extract.
      • A poem in the options of a Tumblr poll.
      • Starting from a point of trust but slowly starting to doubt yourself.
      • Orpheus and Eurydice.
      • A poignant way of putting the reader in the character's frame of mind.
      • The value of Oregon Trail.
      • Iterating the Orpheus and Eurydice prisoner's dilemma, where whether looking back is the right move is different every time.
      • Choosing to buy a certain amount of supplies and watching that not work out for you and the character you named after your best friend in the media lab dies.
      • Extremely short form interactive fiction.
      • Making an important decision and never finding out if it was the right decision.
      • Performing Sicilian Reasoning to finesse the outcome of this online cake ingredient poll.
      • Making a perfect stairway in an online poll.
      • Making a phone app to help people choose the best option in the cake ingredient poll.
      • Instantly teleporting from your seat on the flight to the entrance to your destination airport.
      • Teleporting from the TSA interrogation room to the entrance of the airport.
      • Teleportation gravity wells.
      • Establishing an international airport out of your home.
      • Hoping the cops never figure out that you can only teleport to the entrance of an airport.
      • Stuperpowers
      • Gerrymandering your teleport destinations.
      • An international airport that is 100 miles long and 1 centimeter wide.
      • Asking a friend to convince you that a certain building is an international airport.
      • Drinking a glass of water while standing on your head to convince yourself of what an airport is.
      • Hiccups Gone Install.
      • You Only Get Screamered Once.
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