"But I'm so cute!" No, spider; no you are not.

Friends Joe Macirowski and his awesome wife Lia join me for an episode all about creepy crawlies, both real and imaginary.

Discussed in this show:

• Ruffled Feathers, a podcast about things that ruffle our feathers
• Everyone knows you die instantly
•  One of my favorite hats
• The boardwalks of New Jersey
• Very few spiders are actually harmful to humans
• Cane spiders
• A beginner's guide to tarantula care
• Big ol' Hawaii cockroaches
• Lemon-scented Raid and lemon-scented Pledge: not interchangeable
• Centipedes of Hawaii