No one's buying ABC's excuse about canning Jimmy Kimmel any more than anyone is buying Kash Patel's "Tyler Robinson text messages." Both are equally absurd. Nitwit Nero gets a very special salute in a royal review.  Melanoma, meanwhile is just . . . weird in her Grim Reaper getup. Was she rehearsing wearing widow's weeds? CNN provides a mixed bag on Jimmy Kimmel. There was almost some scant journalism.