Palantir CEO goon admits his products target women. Melanoma celebrates "we men" at Women's History Month event in the Whor, er, White House. Marcus Whorelius complains that he can't tell women they're beautiful at the same ceremony. Nothing like hearing a pedophile complain about his own misogyny. FockSnooz's Howie Kurtz thinks Iran is planting "land mines" in the Gulf of Hormuz. You can't make this stuff up. 

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Dipstick Diocletian deploys the "Never heard of her" defense when confronted with murdering 140 Iranian schoolgirls. Interior Secretary (ha!) Doug BurGoom accuses people who don't want to incinerate the planet in the name of hedge fund profits of being "financially illiterate" even as our partners in peace, the Israelis make it literally rain oil in Tehran.  Hydrocarbon junkies. Psychos. 

Will Henrietta see tomorrow?

Will some poor kid from god-knows-where see the sunrise? 

Henrietta's got better odds because Izrull has a taste for retibutive revenge. 

Those wacky overgrown MAGAT psychos can't describe which phoney-baloney excuse they want to use for their dirty, illegal war.  

Who's next? Apparently Cuba, that's who. Forever Wars, here we come! So sayeth the Mental Defective-In-Chief. He and his buddy PscychoBibi appear to have the beginnings of WW III on their agenda. Gosh! Remember when Nitwit Nero said Kamala was the WW III lady? Oops! MAGATS begin to turn on Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem. More allegations of the  monstrosity of Pedophilus Maximus. 

Ain't gonna hear from Krusti Noem more!

ACABs gone wild. Over Lemon Pound Cake.

This timeline is . . . bizarre.

Whalehead DeadBear Brainworm-Lamprey Wants your coffee, wonders if a cup o' Joe with sugar is OK for a teenage girl. Normal people wonder if a teenage girl is safe around Bobbo. No one in the MAGAT Whor, er, White House seems to know why we're actually at war with Iran. Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem gets a  hard question and screws that up, too. She has utterly no idea what the 4th Amendment is. Cankles Caligula can't rememeber the difference between his filthy old pappy and his filthy old grandpappy.

A call from the Ancient HORN Vaultsl  Reverbo reminds me of those days. 

A monster whom the TrumpStein files says killed little girls has slaughtered over a hundred little girls in Iran. Cankles Caligula drags the U.S. of A. further into his own sordid filth, even as the flesh of his body rejects him. 

Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey went to Austin (where his pal who wants people to get Polio lives) and told the peasants to eat more cheap, nasty cuts of meat. He wasn't talking that way back when he ate veal from my plate aboard a cruise ship in the Caribbean. Bill Clinton puts the lie to Nitwit Nero's claim about when he stopped having anything to do with Epstein. And since they subpoenaed Hillary, they opened the door to deposing Melanoma. And she IS in the TrumpStein files!