JoJo Blondi uses MLK Day to threaten a black man with a Klan Act charge. Klan guy gets a wet welcome in Minneapolis. Nitwit Nero sends pouty letter to Norway demanding (checks notes) Greenland because he didn't get a Nobel for which he was ineligible in the first place. 

Imagine a cop . . .

ICE vermin attack homes. ICE rentals from Enterprise get trashed. Some Americans aren't willing to passively sit by while others are attacked, G. Gordon Liddy's paranoid fantasy comes true, just not quite as he envisioned it.  Has Cankles Caligula already had a stroke? One doctor, a medical professor, feels certain he has. Where are all the other Dems when it comes to impeaching Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem?

In Minneapolis, they know the score. They are under siege and do not submit.

I,m a hillbilly. Does anyone here have a whistle? Why not?

War-fightin' macho warrior of warring, Whiskey Pete assaults a new foe. Small town uses firetruck to assist in ICE abductions. Union autoworker gets under Cankles Caligula's skin. ICE goons attack a woman trying to follow their incoherent commands. ICE goon threatens a man with murder. Another gaggle of goons abduct a U.S. citizen who had a concealed carry permit.

Hour late. A day.

A horror. A nation. 

Which nation?

Newly leaked video from the MAGAT braintrust shows Renee Good telling Jon Ross "I don't hate you," followed by him calling his victim a "fucking bitch" after he murders her. Minnesota AG and Hennepin County Attorney open independent murder investigation. Nitwit Nero names a toilet salesman as NATO Ambassador. Oil barons tell him they can't just throw money down the Venezeulan rathole. Cankles Caligula sarcastically calls them "these geniuses." Whiskey Pete Kegbreath takes the Doomsday Plane out for a spin alongside Laura Looney and her lips. 

The Murderous MAGATs are trying to brazen their way through their rampage in Minnesota. They can't even pick a lie and stick to it. Republicons buck Mullah Moses Mike and vote to extend the ACA subsidies. The murderer has been identified and the MAGATS are trying to keep him from facing justice. 

An orphan, stunned and alone, cries themself asleep tonight. Donald J. Trump has hurt another child. 

The "King of Boeing" gets cut off . . . way too late. Toooooo late: He's sharing his insanity with us all.