War-fightin' macho warrior of warring, Whiskey Pete assaults a new foe. Small town uses firetruck to assist in ICE abductions. Union autoworker gets under Cankles Caligula's skin. ICE goons attack a woman trying to follow their incoherent commands. ICE goon threatens a man with murder. Another gaggle of goons abduct a U.S. citizen who had a concealed carry permit.

Hour late. A day.

A horror. A nation. 

Which nation?

Newly leaked video from the MAGAT braintrust shows Renee Good telling Jon Ross "I don't hate you," followed by him calling his victim a "fucking bitch" after he murders her. Minnesota AG and Hennepin County Attorney open independent murder investigation. Nitwit Nero names a toilet salesman as NATO Ambassador. Oil barons tell him they can't just throw money down the Venezeulan rathole. Cankles Caligula sarcastically calls them "these geniuses." Whiskey Pete Kegbreath takes the Doomsday Plane out for a spin alongside Laura Looney and her lips. 

The Murderous MAGATs are trying to brazen their way through their rampage in Minnesota. They can't even pick a lie and stick to it. Republicons buck Mullah Moses Mike and vote to extend the ACA subsidies. The murderer has been identified and the MAGATS are trying to keep him from facing justice. 

An orphan, stunned and alone, cries themself asleep tonight. Donald J. Trump has hurt another child. 

The "King of Boeing" gets cut off . . . way too late. Toooooo late: He's sharing his insanity with us all. 

A rogue nation commits a vile sneak-attack; a day that will live in infamy. A cabal of murderous war criminals is running (and ruining) the U.S. We are in a time not of constitutioinal crisis, but constitutional collapse. 

Breathe. 

Just breathe. 

Once upon a time, there were "slow news days" during the Holiday Season. Those days are long gone. MAGAT crime and corruption never takes a day off.

Happy New Year to the whole H.O.R.N. Family/Community/Congregation!

A bit thinky this time. 

Tell me again how MAGATS=/= Nazis.