"What did Della wear? I da ho. Alasker." I never dreamed that old gag would come in handy, but here we are. 

Melanoma hisses "I sue you beeelyun dollursss" at Hunter Biden. Hunter doesn't blink. Secretary HotMama's squeeze, Corey, can't get his dream job as her C.o.S., so he has to stay a man ho'. Russia conveniently hacks Court System. "Are you listening, Russia?" Wanna bet they have the Maxwell GJ testimony now?

Please. Nothing more than light snacks during this broadcast. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. :-) 

Gizzlaine goes walkabout. NItwit Nero doubles down. Alex Jones nuts on-air thinking about murdering Dr. That-Key-Is-Dead-On-My-Keyboard. JuiceBox Jeanine doesn't know what a U.S. Marshall's title is. 

August is Octavian's month. Why, then, is Caligula running amok?

I decidedly miss the sixth alphabet letter on my keyboard. 

Camel Cadinal Comes Home! 

(AI will do the rest)

The betting is open on Gizzlaine. "Big Balls" apparently weren't so big. Cankles Caligula realizes Miss Jadey was making plans without him. The Republic is in peril!

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN TROVE!  

Titanic MAGAT intellect marches on!

Boys . . .