“How close can we sound like Black Sabbath without ripping off Black Sabbath?”

Initially we had planned to only do a 4-volume series on STONER & DOOM Metal, but we quickly realized that the likelihood of that was as unrealistically absurd as sparking up a spit moistened doob with a waterlogged lighter, because there is ALWAYS some kind of stony, doomy, glorious metal goodness oozing out of the wood paneled, shag carpeted, smoke filled, tri-county Stonerverse.

Awww mannn, it’s time to turn on the black lights and lava lamps, light the incense, trim up your “Drug Beard” to resemble a well-groomed wizard, and find out what Christopher Cross does NOT drink on his boat. Get ready to get “squinty” as we chug some “diet White Claws” and make sure to keep that bowl of homegrown relaxers blazing as you JOIN US for Vol. 5 of our STONER/DOOM METAL series.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “With ribs wide open…” / #theredbutton #barbecureandamoonlight / #witchy / “Have they gathered in their masses?” / #theuncorking #tooeasy #itwasloose and the #appreciation of #ChristopherCross #lghtbeer and #sailboats and #soundtracks (#nottootsie) #ridelikethewind / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING:  #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #ooohyeahhh #fireonthemountain #RobZombieASMR / “Tight like a gnat’s booty…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH A PLETHORA OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeersofthepisode #dietwhiteclaw (#waitWTF!?) / “You wanna go first?” / “What happened?” / #ketokomplaintsASMR #MichelobUltraBerryHibiscus (#whoreforeasymarketingASMR) / ”That sounds OMG Disgusting!!!” #organicseltzer #fullheadofhair / #samueladamsbostonlager #patriotale #manbeer #duelthisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Christopher Cross don’t drink this shit on his fucking boat…” / #dontdenythepowerof #carbs / “Why are we not using our #saladtechnology to its peak?  Make salads taste as delicious as carbs!” / #weightloss #goodjobthunderbuns / #whiteclawlites / “It’ll fit…” / “We’re already getting hatemail after the last episode…” / #alt&nuASMR  #umlauts #letterdots 

(07:11): “We DID welcome everybody, right?” / #facepalmASMR #doyounotremember / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!* #thevoicemailsegment #awesome #metalnerdererconspiracynumerouno #youareright #seealso #SacredReichEpisode / A follow up on the highlights of #NWOOSTM that we’ve missed (Thank you, Darius!) / “We appreciate that you appreciate that…” / #bether / ***go check out #Evile if you haven’t already…they have a very ’86 Metallica kinda thrash vibe*** / #occaisionally (It’s not that we don’t care…it’s just familiarity…and also, welcome.). #annals / “We’ve got one more…” / #1983Episode #keepdoingwhatyoudo / “You ever play monopoly? / “They got a stadium…” / “That could be the name of our band…” / Some greetings from #Clovis / “I almost get the drips…” / “I believe in #snailtraills, #pawpaw…” 

(15:16): #TheSnaps and #pushups / #getoutofyourcomfortzone / A word regarding the #jingle / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #wellplayyourshittah ***You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials #instabook #facegram*** #yeahhhh / #TheDocket STONER DOOM METAL VOLUME 5  / #awwwmannn / #itsbeenawhile / (***Go check out the Stoner Metal Vol. 4 episode for #bigbowlsofhilarity!!!)*** / “Let’s be real….” #buttoncreation #Ilovegoblincock #updated #sideprojects / The importance and power of #stonermetal #genre (“It’s so good…everything’s great about it.”) / #stonerthrash / “Just a little…” / #RussellsConfessionsASMR / Reflecting back on #Kyuss #onmicburpASMR / “We should do a #MollyHatchetDive” / 

(23:00):  “We’ve done 4 of these…” / #drugbeard (still one of the best #stonermetalbandnames ever!!!) / “You’re still thinking #Sword” / #AI #waitforit #pigsx7 #pigspigspigspigspigspigspigs ULTIMATE HAMMER #fuzzy #killerriffs / #OMGSeriously / “It’s kinda all of you…” #vocalburn / “Could you stand it?” / #shoutout to #KingVolumeRecords / #mannn / “That’s the closest you’ll ever get to #stonerthrash…” / “Maybe we should…” / #HighOnFire SNAKES FOR THE DIVINE / #mattpikeforpresident #IommiDisciple #HailAndThankYou

(31:43): ***If you haven’t already, definitely go check out all #RedFangMusicVideos by #RedFang #stonermetalvideofun WIRES / #stonermetal #shoutout to #BrianPosehn for helping to elevate Red Fang and stoner metal awareness!!! / “facegram or instabook…” / #Clutch GHOST / “that’s not what I was gonna say…” / “Clutch’s Led Zeppelin III?” / They don’t fit in a particular box… / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #oysters #uhoh / #rollingontheriverASMR / #AcidKing ELECTRIC MACHINE / #Melvins SWEET WILLY ROLLBAR / “Way to make me look like a dumbass…”

(42:11): Most crazy name for a #stonermetalband? / The #GoblinCockExciterMoment / #shoutout to #MetalLords / #LarsGumCornerASMR / #GoblinCock THE REVENGE OF SNUFALUFAGUS / “Goblin Cock is weird…” / “How about some Drugbeard?” / #LocalStonerMetal / #zerotoshitfaced / “Those were some amazing tacos!” / #StonedMorose MOURNING STAR (The #SammyHagar of #stonermetal) / “A lot of mucus…” / “Dude, did you get #longislandteas at that show?” / #wrongisland / ***Actually, I believe we covered this somewhere around the #slipknot episode…You’ll have to scour the show notes to find out though…*** / #burgertits #RickShawBillysBurgerPatrol #DEATH WAGON #cheeseburgernipples #filo / “The beer of revolutionaries…” / “That’s the best crunch…(and) that bass player’s workin’ too, btw…” / ***How close can we sound like #BlackSabbath without ripping off Sabbath?*** / “Fair enough…”

(54:45): We’ve slipped into a weird #ZZTop space…bear with us. / #WaitWhat?  Have we finally become a #legalweedstate and #NORML “In Georgia?” Seriously? #medicalmarijuana to be used for #medicinalpurposes? (NOTE:  ALL drugs are used for medicinal purposes!!!) / #Sleep DRAGONAUT / “It’s all about the riff…” / #bongwaterbubblesASMR #sabbathworship / #Witch SEER #uncomfortable / #OrangeGoblin BORN WITH BIG HANDS / #1000Mods (Nice build…very #Kyusslike) / #projectilediarrheaASMR / #AcidMammoth #Split (Balls based on song title alone) #wordballs #1782 HEY SATAN (how much?) / #AcidMammoth #forrealthistime SLEEPLESS MALICE #doomy / “They have to…” / A beautifully worded Acid Mammoth review… / The power of shaving and also the power of #Pantera / “I’m suitable…” / #DrugBeard HESSIAN GYNECOLOGY #purefuzz #awwwmannnASMR 

(1:11:49): “You don’t know about the #Yob?” BALL OF MOLTEN LEAD (It’s not parted down the middle) #uniball ***Keep your eyes peeled for a #VDsurprise…*** / #justrelax / “Sounds like…” / #MCTentacleChoice #Down WITCHTRIPPER #smokescreen (I could hear Sabbath doing this…) / “He’s like our Ozzy…” / Not rill, but real. / “Maybe that’s what the apocalypse is…” / “That was OUR experience…in the 90’s” / “It’d be cooler if you did…” / “There’s just no way, mannn…” / #TheSword FREYA #lotsofcokelines #thefirstnewalbum / “You’ve got the sword for The Sword?” / #sworda #acceptancespeech / “…wouldn’t that be fucked up?” / #onthatnote ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #untilthenext / #thelastword *** COME VISIT US AT THE #BUNKERPOONGIFTSHOPPE at metalnerdery.com/merch / #outroreel #classicoutroriffsASMR