Jennihttps://intfiction.org/t/lets-play-cragne-manor/56472Chrishttps://trustory.fm/cool-time-dice-hour/All the stuff we did in the 90s that is horrifying to modern parents now, like sleepovers and latchkey kidsThe movie for Jurassic Park 2 is somehow worse than the book and the book is very bad.The VR episode of Nowhere ManI fucked up my car by running over a mattress on purposehttps://vhsviscera.tumblr.com/post/705867030403973120There was a space battle over Nuremberg in 1561 and the local broadsheets reported on it with woodcuts:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberghttp://blog.zarfhome.com/2022/01/way-up-in-middle-of-air.htmlBaby Mario and Baby Luigi being two different species.Riff and Jenni play Rusty Lake.Absorbing most of your twin in the womb and all that's left is his heart behind your nipple.Nippleheart.Cool Time Dice Hour.Cragne Manor.Heck of a project, terrible game, not recommended at all.Cragne Manor's TV Tropes page.A Metafilter thread about sleepovers.Your mom asking for a report on all the swear words in the book you're reading.Elsa Screams at Dentist.Watching Elsa Screaming videos on Youtube to learn how to scream better.Going to the bookstore by yourself when your are 13 years old.Calling the anime repair guy when your anime goes out.New guy just dropped: guy with trench coat full of VHS tapes who won't hand you the VHS tapes, he makes you reach in and take them.Socializing your kids poorly so nobody will invite them to sleepovers.Learning how sex works and then calling a conference on the playground to explain it to everyone.Calvin's dad explaining that women only pee once a month.Picking up the broken glass that your meth dealer neighbor keeps throwing in your cactus garden.The tiny-handed thin-necked final girl.Abraham Lincoln's wrestling career.The one where they defeat the veloraptors with gymnastics.The one where they defeat the velociraptors by showing them Elsa Screaming videos on Youtube.Taking a bad book and adapting it into an even worse movie.Doing drugs until the dinosaurs look like they have feathers.Microscopic dust particles on the slicey bits.Why blowing into the cartridge did or didn't work Hunter-gatherers blowing on a blinking raspberry bush and cursing the defective lockout chip.Being unable to hunt bison because of bison DRM.A completely made-up kind of VR.Downloading your estranged wife from the internet so you can reunite in VR.A Rough Whimper of Insanity.Max Headroom: a guy with a weird forehead who shows up in media sometimes, like a California Raisin.Explaining Mac Tonight to a 22 year old.The worst car you could have possibly imagined.Delightful clean all-ages nonsense.Demonstrating your allegiance to 90s-era edgelordism.Cresting the event horizon of random bullshit.The VR apparatus hanging off of your wasted body.Adding more vanilla than the recipe calls for.Putting a hapenny on the spice vendor's tongue and reaching into his trench coat to pull out a bag of cumin.Poking bytes into memory to mod Cyberpunk 2077.Whether Pico-8 is more or less racist than Dickens Fair.The space battle that took place over Nuremberg in 1561.UFOs vs. UAPs.Tie-Fighters and Star Destroyers over Nuremberg.The All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office: if you got an anomaly, yo, they'll resolve it.Asking the Pentagon for money for a cab fare to go investigate unexplained aerial phenomena.A mass hysteria of the collective unconscious.Marrying your cousin and going into space.Anakin is of the species Baby Mario and Padme is a Baby Luigi so when they breed they'll have an infertile Baby Wario or Baby Waluigi.The fan theory where Jar-Jar is the Sith Lord.The origin of angels as a terror.Pre-hurricane ice crystal patterns.Making biblically accurate angels out of everything.Generational memory from back when we had wings.Fish wings.Being drunk all the time because you don't trust the water.Aspartame's bitter aftertaste, and also fuck Stevia.Coke Grownups.Pepsi Peeps.Eating the whole bag of Pepsi Syrup Peep Gushers and now you can't play D&D tonight because you just have to lie on the floor clutching your belly and complaining that nobody saved you from your life choices.Food that exists to overwhelm your senses and your ability to make decisions.The two genders of time.
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