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Please don’t put Pata Fria on the spot about a tip. Christmas was different for everyone this year, but let’s keep it cozy as long as possible.

RIP to our HD family member Rahni 🖤

Try to stay loose if you’re in an accident and ask Crystal to show you her new sweats! 

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