Hello Dysfunction

By Hello Dysfunction

Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hila... more

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How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 284 episodes available.

Hello Dysfunction episodes:

November 17, 2024 278: Sweet Ass Ride
The universe gave us a Christmas blessing, American dental work pricing is shameful, increase your fiber and stay away from the Bad News Bears. Peez is subscribing to things, Pata Fria has a type, aliens are here and get your HD merch while you can!

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1h 30min
November 09, 2024 277: Hell Yeah Brother
The energy is off in the world, you can’t be an outlaw AND a bootlicker, follow criminal etiquette and you have to eat food. Merch orders are now open, pedis are great without the horny parts, roid rage is not fun and good men still exist, somewhere..

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1h 22min
October 30, 2024 276: I'd Rather Be Pregnant
Doctors can be frustrating, Carolyn’s friends aren’t robots, don’t ignore your ailments and hang with us on discord! Don’t be mean to us, teen years are for making mistakes, Crystal’s cat wants in on the convo and merch is on the way!

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1h 2min
October 25, 2024 275: I'm Calling America's Most Wanted
Unexpected expenses are so rude, exes need to stay away, men still don’t know how to act and RIP MIMI.
Customer service has gone down the toilet, we don’t want new technology, older kids are the pricey ones and we love a good dessert.

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1h 31min
October 17, 2024 274: Boner Killer
So many birthdays, there’s guns at school, colonization never stopped and Crystal went thrifting with our patrons. Santana takes all the shine, back to back disgust, a little anal play might be fun and the exes always come back.

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1h 24min
October 09, 2024 273: The Boozy Brothers
Happy Anniversary HD!!! Don't tell people what you think of their body, praying for Hurricane Milton, and we love a good Freudian slip. Teenagers are not always fun, hold your ankles, Pata Fria has a feminist leg and Oktoberfest is cute.

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1h 26min
October 02, 2024 272: Let's Have Less
We’re sweating again, Billy had a pet raccoon, Pat’s vagina is causing serious problems and men shouldn’t work in gynecology. Is WW3 upon us, we’re not fighting to survive, Crystal is still talking to strangers and Peez wants long arms.

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1h 9min
September 25, 2024 271: Hubba Hubba
Marcellus Williams shouldn’t have died, deathbed confessions are common, skunks are REEKING havoc and the car problems continue. We’re all tired of gross men, Pata Fria is a vehicular genius, kids driving and humans functioning with exposed brain deserve recognition.

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1h 15min
September 18, 2024 270: They Tried It
We’re ALL in trouble, Pata Fria and Carolyn are sisters, cigarettes are Crystal’s love language and dentists are scamming. Everyone’s getting hacked, FB marketplace is addicting, Crystal hates babies and Pat wants to be poly again.

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1h 24min
September 11, 2024 269: A Game With No Winners
Carolyn has had enough of Crystal, Peez is making great choices, decorating is fun and Stinkers has been having a rough week. Our kids are never moving out, we enjoy being recognized, pay attention to new moles and there’s a video going around that will terrify everyone.

For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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Follow us on IG:
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1h 31min

FAQs about Hello Dysfunction:

How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 284 episodes available.

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