Hello Dysfunction

By Hello Dysfunction

A raw and hilarious dive into mental illness, family chaos, awkward sexual experiences, current events, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.

... more

4.8

17951,795 ratings

Download on the App Store

Download on the App Store

Get it on Google Play

FAQs about Hello Dysfunction:

How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 348 episodes available.

Hello Dysfunction episodes:

March 05, 2026 S2 Ep341: Woman of Leisure ft Sexy Nelly
Welcome Nelly! Gas station hostage, sickness is going around, intro to the game and girls are sexualized EARLY. Always trust your gut, spicy online content, working for a service and something to give you nightmares.

❤️ Follow Nelly at
Instagram.com/sexynellyy
For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
1h 40min
February 26, 2026 S2 Ep340: Three Day Run
Been a busy girl, unexpected visitor, great Bay Area representation and Gavin should stop talking. A local kidnapping, pray for Mexico, RIP PeeWee and don’t be rich and play poor.
For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
1h 10min
February 19, 2026 S2 Ep339: Rub Maps
Welcome Alyssa! We love good maintenance, are women the gross ones, men will do anything and a provider does not want your man. Don't discuss too much on the phone, creative new services, huge dad nightmares and a story of survival.
❤️ Follow Alyssa at Cry Baby Pampering
Instagram.com/crybabypampering
For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
2h 1min
February 11, 2026 S2 Ep338: Not Mething Around
Welcome Jose! Super Bowl weekend , fold your clothes, we don’t understand numbers and college is hard. Neighbors being ridiculous, driving ticket tips, Kraft singles and surprise chili dogs.
❤️ Follow Jose at
Instagram.com/xjsilverio
For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
1h 45min
February 05, 2026 S2 Ep337: Not My Stud
Meet niece Jaymee, another earthquake, testing Pat’s memory and 2026 is not being nice. Eat the rich, Elon is humiliating, Blueface is back and stop hiding the aliens!
❤️ Follow Jaymee at
Instagram.com/whereisjaymee
Tiktok.com/@whereisjaymee
For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
1h 47min
January 29, 2026 S2 Ep336: “It’s Me….Hello”
It’s been a rough week, neurodivergent headquarters, rethinking barber school and congratulations to raffle winners LUVY and TESSA JENKINS!! TikTok is cooked, give back plastic bags, sneaky workplace fun and inappropriate grandmas.
For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
1h 9min
January 22, 2026 S1 Ep335: Boston Beckham
Crystal is doing better, guest episodes are coming, Happy Birthday Stinkers and Xmas is gone. Congratulations Rubi Ro and Carmen, it costs more to be left handed, boy moms strike again and a viral snack worth trying.
For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
2h 1min
January 10, 2026 S1 Ep334: Jacosta
Peez is a feisty old woman, Pat’s been cooking, Crystal made a mistake and hands off Venezuela. Abolish ICE, new holsters, a surprise protein source and stay away from mad scientists.
For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21
Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
1h 36min
January 01, 2026 S1 Ep333: Happy New Year 2026
Nice coats, big cleaning plans, NYE traditions and prime thrifting. School for fun, Mochi is innocent, give us our plastic bags and the United States is an ATM.

For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
1h 22min
December 28, 2025 S1 Ep332: A Christmas Miracle
Disclaimer: we’ve experienced some technical difficulties this week so our apologies for the sound quality!! They have since been corrected so next week will be great!

Christmas is over, the best neighbor is gone, Crystal scored on marketplace and warn your kids before their toys pee. Mochi might be up for adoption, buy your sons baby dolls, magas had a rough week and Crystal invented new nachos.

For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

Submit your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
2h 3min

FAQs about Hello Dysfunction:

How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 348 episodes available.

More shows like Hello Dysfunction

CockTales: Dirty Discussions by Kiki Said So & Medinah Monroe

CockTales: Dirty Discussions

3,219 Listeners

Other People’s Lives by Other People’s Lives

Other People’s Lives

3,274 Listeners

Decisions, Decisions by The Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Decisions, Decisions

7,618 Listeners

Morbid by Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Morbid

99,723 Listeners

No Chaser with Tim Chantarangsu by Tim Chantaransu & Studio 71

No Chaser with Tim Chantarangsu

2,099 Listeners

LA PLATICA by Sonoro

LA PLATICA

2,315 Listeners

EVERYNIGHTNIGHTS PODCAST by Snow Tha Product

EVERYNIGHTNIGHTS PODCAST

958 Listeners

Two Hot Takes by Morgan Absher

Two Hot Takes

8,026 Listeners

The Viral Podcast by Chelcie Lynn and Paige Ginn

The Viral Podcast

4,803 Listeners

We're All Insane by Devorah Roloff

We're All Insane

892 Listeners

Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro by Louie and Yoatzi Castro

Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro

2,262 Listeners

Behind The Likes by Behind The Likes

Behind The Likes

198 Listeners

Bueno Bueno by Sonoro | Saul V Gomez, Hans Esquivel, Rexx

Bueno Bueno

285 Listeners

DaBaddest Radio by Dear Media

DaBaddest Radio

616 Listeners

Tea Time with Raven & Miranda by Forever Dog

Tea Time with Raven & Miranda

168 Listeners