Hello Dysfunction

By Hello Dysfunction

Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hila... more

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How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 316 episodes available.

Hello Dysfunction episodes:

July 17, 2025 310: A Sad Origin Story
Things are getting better, Peez is hoarding, OCD just doesn’t make sense and farewell Great America. Crystal is still terrorizing Pat’s dreams, Trump didn’t get shot, uniqueness reigns supreme and there’s been a lot of crazy news.

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2h 22min
July 09, 2025 309: 309 - What Binders?
Pat is playing referee, Sunday was a flop, Crystal has been writing and was asked to babysit. RIP Amanda, no more pets, random singing and our government lies in our face.

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1h 60min
July 03, 2025 308: A Summer Treat
RIP Antonio, we’re sweaty, Pat’s back is broken and CA has some new laws. Don’t get fake abs, change your towels out, OCD sometimes promotes good habits and billionaires aren’t good people.

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1h 40min
June 27, 2025 307: Not Everyone Gets A Sandwich
Weekend unboxing, Bunny’s birthday, a fire scare and old Italian tradition. A close call, don’t let your kids join the military, messy true crime and some people are only for a season.

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2h 5min
June 19, 2025 306: Bonsai
RIP Uncle Jimmy, Father's Day was cute, is WW3 happening and is MAGA waking up? Some people don’t deserve fans, WWF wrestling was NUTS, the government is experimenting on our brains and we’re really out of shape.

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1h 30min
June 12, 2025 305: Geriatric Prostitute
Antique water heater for sale, Crystal did Zumba, Kaitlyn’s return and unicorn searches. Bloody boots, we’re really sweaty, new teeth option and FCK ICE.

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1h 49min
June 05, 2025 304: Are They Cigaretting?
It’s 304 day, pride and men’s mental health awareness month! A busy weekend, Filipino karaoke and Crystal thinks she’s a poet. The boycotts aren’t over, don’t parasail alone and missing teeth can be hot.

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2h 16min
May 29, 2025 303: Don't Tell My Family
Pat really likes her doctor, always kiss the judge’s a*s, root canals are bad for you and Peez is outta control. Comedy show update, tired of the credit score game, Crystal is still talking to strangers and irrational fears are crippling.

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1h 48min
May 22, 2025 302: Take The Scissors
It’s Stevi and Pat’s birthday, mammograms aren’t that bad, Crystal gave herself a haircut and Pat is warming up to animals. Eat better for your health, is Annabelle causing chaos, parenting is sometimes self healing and bring back MTV.

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2h 8min
May 15, 2025 301: That's Horny Time
Mother’s Day recap, Pat had a busy weekend, new possible beauty treatment and Crystal has an unwanted admirer. Miss Piggy was not ok, Pat is being set up, trust your kid’s intuition and family can get cut off too.

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1h 34min

FAQs about Hello Dysfunction:

How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 316 episodes available.

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