Hello Dysfunction

By Hello Dysfunction

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FAQs about Hello Dysfunction:

How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 310 episodes available.

Hello Dysfunction episodes:

December 28, 2024 284: Is He A Capricorn?
Co-sleeping is amazing, a few cigs are good as a treat, the 90s had the best shoes and stockings are Crystal’s jam. Peez loves Jesus, women are magic, don’t be a mood killer and corporations are GREEDY.

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1h 34min
December 22, 2024 283: Disgusting Gender
Cults are fascinating, Carolyn’s chemical warfare, billionaires are scum and we’ve made some mistakes. Older kids are a different kind of stress, sometimes you just gotta explode, pigs contain human and nature provides everything we need.

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1h 32min
December 15, 2024 282: Mark's Favorite Episode
Crystal had food poisoning and deleted our texts, Pat loves Home Depot and has been locked in with the DIYs. Playing 432hz at night might relax you OR terrorize your dreams, having kids later in life comes with a price.

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1h 32min
December 07, 2024 281: Poor People Ornaments
1970 was 30yrs ago, Pat started a new tattoo, Crystal is researching classified CIA docs and CEOs should be worried. Humans aren’t meant to be this busy, we miss a well loved bear, inspect your butthole and old people do not want technology.

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1h 55min
December 01, 2024 280: Sponge On a Stick
It’s nice seeing family, salt might be causing migraines, Crystal was on a hunt for “Crisssssss” and we’re getting back in the gym. Experiences are better than toys for Xmas, Peez is thankful she’s beautiful, Grenandine is a lie and we want a rage room.

For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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1h 21min
November 24, 2024 279: Gay Christmas Love
Pat is your lesbian aunt that loves bowling, cigarettes are making a comeback, angry kids are not fun and angry cops are even worse. Everyone’s getting migraines, monitor your kid’s downloads, Facebook groups are a good time and basketball players are weirdly close.

For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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1h 41min
November 17, 2024 278: Sweet Ass Ride
The universe gave us a Christmas blessing, American dental work pricing is shameful, increase your fiber and stay away from the Bad News Bears. Peez is subscribing to things, Pata Fria has a type, aliens are here and get your HD merch while you can!

For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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1h 30min
November 09, 2024 277: Hell Yeah Brother
The energy is off in the world, you can’t be an outlaw AND a bootlicker, follow criminal etiquette and you have to eat food. Merch orders are now open, pedis are great without the horny parts, roid rage is not fun and good men still exist, somewhere..

For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe on YouTube!
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Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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...more
1h 22min
October 30, 2024 276: I'd Rather Be Pregnant
Doctors can be frustrating, Carolyn’s friends aren’t robots, don’t ignore your ailments and hang with us on discord! Don’t be mean to us, teen years are for making mistakes, Crystal’s cat wants in on the convo and merch is on the way!

For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe on YouTube!
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Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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...more
1h 2min
October 25, 2024 275: I'm Calling America's Most Wanted
Unexpected expenses are so rude, exes need to stay away, men still don’t know how to act and RIP MIMI.
Customer service has gone down the toilet, we don’t want new technology, older kids are the pricey ones and we love a good dessert.

For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

Email us your questions/stories:
hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
...more
1h 31min

FAQs about Hello Dysfunction:

How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 310 episodes available.

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