Topic Lords

198. I'm Not Leaving Until Someone Sequences This Cup Of Spit


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Lords:

  • Maxx
  • Avery
  • Topics:

    • Change Ringing
    • The differences between American and Japanese robotics teams
    • This rug
      • https://www.rugstudio.com/funrugsfuntimeshapecomfts-163multi.aspx
      • A few days after I ordered it they emailed me canceling the order. I'm pretty sure this rug doesn't exist.
      • Look what we found in the park in the dark
        • https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/KmODxwhW.jpg
        • Grandma giving you a world's best grandma mug
        • Microtopics:

          • Topics. Disgust.
          • A video game experience that you will find relatable if you've ever moved.
          • Making prototype furniture out of huge Tetris blocks and then forcing your friends to carry them around every time you move onto a new house.
          • The kind of friend who believes the world should be a certain way and then acts like it is.
          • Just frogs. Toads too. Mostly turtles.
          • Frog-themed 8th birthday parties.
          • Running a frog rescue out of your van.
          • Frog Fractions 2: Revenge of the Fallen.
          • Writing Bonfire of the Vanities but never reading it.
          • Sport meets art: spart.
          • Method ringing with two cycle sine waves.
          • Installing a huge church organ in your home because they were giving it away for free but when you play a note the whole building catches on fire.
          • Free Pianos On Line!
          • Babysitting someone's upright piano while they go on the lam.
          • The mattress story but with a piano.
          • Where the warehouse came from.
          • When the landlord comes by and you have to put a microphone over your bed to convince him that this is a recording studio, not a bedroom.
          • Getting a pipe organ so you can play it while holding your brain in a jar and cackling.
          • Sliding down the whale rib.
          • Donating your brain to art so that they can slide it down the whale rib and try to hit a target.
          • Experiencing change ringing in a regal square.
          • Memorial ringing
          • Bell ringing machines.
          • Robots competing in team sports.
          • Microsumo.
          • Sumo printers smashing into each other.
          • Making a fighting toaster for the fighting toaster league.
          • Battle Bots vs. Robot Jox.
          • Department stores with an entire floor for stationery.
          • Buying Gundam models and never putting them together and just having a bunch of robot heads lying around.
          • Major innovations in robot mouse maze navigation.
          • A mouse with an inverted helicopter to keep it on the ground.
          • A 3D maze with a robot mouse that can walk on walls and ceilings.
          • Fun rugs fun time shapes to impress your teens with a trendy sense of style when you bring it into their room.
          • A rug covered with keywords from the 90s internet.
          • $87 for not that big of a rug.
          • Bonding with your child over ISP servers.
          • A visitor trying to bond with you about your ironic decor and you have to explain that sorry, no, it's supposed to be ironic.
          • The illuminated manuscript version of an the ironic internet rug.
          • A fantastic place to buy nuts and other bulk items.
          • A limit of 1 kilogram of tapioca pearls per customer.
          • Bringing the tapioca balls to life in the rice cooker.
          • Inventing a new way to dispose of tapioca pearls every single day.
          • Tiktok schticks that are connected to a minimum wage jobs so even if your tiktok starts making a bunch of money you still can't quit your shitty job.
          • Having anxiety dreams about the coffee shop you worked at years ago.
          • Non-mammalian milk enthusiasm.
          • Being someone's non-mammalian milk guy.
          • A bipedal walrus with jaundiced eyes in a jar the size of a walrus and it knows you're here.
          • Leaving a turtle in the park and it's a 50/50 tossup whether it immediately dies or has a litter of a thousand baby turtles that devour the entire ecosystem.
          • Companies that are named after the business that used to be in the building.
          • A 1950s sign with a bowling pin on it that says "Safeway."
          • Walking into the DNA lounge and demanding that they sequence some DNA.
          • Military challenge coins.
          • Meeting the world's best grandma and she hands you a "world's greatest grandma" mug to prove it.
          • Seek god coin??
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