It's like they always say: Don't bring a small intestine to a knife fight. 

Who wouldn't want to start a cake fight with the '86 Mets while on a plane? Mark Simon returns to the show to explain.

This rookie slugger quickly became a Red Sox fan favorite, and if he hired us to run his campaign for President, he totally would've won. 

Despite what rumors you might have heard in school, kids in Texas do not ride a horse to school—but they do have baseball. 

This power hitter from Arkansas had a knack for flying under the radar in New York. Too bad the pigeon didn't. 

Somehow, we completed an entire segment about guys named "Ernie" without a Big Ern McCracken joke from Kingpin. Sometimes, a bowler just has to face the music. 

To this day, "Can't Fight This Feeling" is an epic power ballad and guaranteed karaoke crowd-pleaser, due to its heartfelt lyrics and Kevin Cronin's particular way of pronouncing vowels. 

This wrestling opponent and prank-mate of Cal Ripken Jr. also played third base the game before Ripken started his streak. O R I O L E S magic magic magic magic

This talented Texan turned heads with his strong arm, but his cocky personality almost drew First Blood with his managers.

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