A lanky, awkward-looking submarine-thrower from Ohio ends up as the star reliever for a famous Pittsburgh Family. Trust us, you're gonna lose control when the Rubberband Man starts to jam. 

Yankee fans remember the trade, Seinfeld fans remember the reference, but when comes to this guy's power hitting abilities and moustache—they're real, and they're spectacular. 

While it's true that Jim Walewander would be viewed as "norm-core" by today's alternative standards, the 1998 Topps Podcast does feel that unironically listening to Dead Milkmen in 2021 classifies one as "weird."

The most entertaining Expo ever lit a fire that burned bright, but was snuffed out far too soon.

A World Series hero gets dissed, and The Cradle of Quarterbacks is avenged.

The Topps standardized test makers unleash a logic puzzle for the ages. Luckily, Andy from High Heat Stats joins the show to save the day!

After a case of mistaken identity, we jerry-rigged this Perry show as a herald of maximum Gerald.  

We took Satan to court, and the verdict rang out: Theft...of 42 bases!

If you believe the stats, this Big Daddy belongs in the Hall. And no, we don't mean Blanche Deveraux's father. 

Special Guest: Adam Darowski of Hall of Stats! 

The star of the 1984 Olympic team finds Major League left-handers—and a butter knife—too much to handle. 

What happens when you drive across the country to meet your childhood hero, and it turns out he's—gasp—a human being?!

With special guest, Dr. Brad Balukjian, author of The Wax Pack: On the Open Road in Search of Baseball's Afterlife. 

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