"Oozing with culture." If our admittedly shoddy record-keeping is to be believed, the Capitals haven’t embarrassed themselves since they lost to the Sharks on Pride Night - and even that was kinda worth it. Rave, Kelly, and Eva grapple with this new version of the Caps that’s horny as ever and somehow also…good? At…hockey. Also on the docket: the Rangers’ slow death, Matvei’s Michigan, and that whole thing with Paul Bissonnette. This episode was recorded on December 15, 2024.

Timecodes: (3:05) '30s Ornithology | (11:50) Caps chat | (52:47) Elsewhere in the NHL | (1:15:08) Paul Bissonnette's Big Night