Topic Lords

199. The Hum Of The Universe Sounded Like A Bug Zapper


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Lords:

  • April
  • Ryan
  • Topics:

    • John asks "Puzzles/puzzle games and challenges you find pleasant and brain-expanding vs. the ones that you just cannot get your head around."
    • Which foods would be the most fun or the least fun to eat if you rotated them at a 90 degree angle first.
      • https://www.ebay.com/itm/184633478236
      • The Shaggs
        • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY
        • Instructions for Traveling West, by Joy Sullivan
          • https://joysullivan.substack.com/p/how-to-leave-a-life
          • Songs that we completely ignore how weird they are because they're famous already
          • Microtopics:

            • Unions
            • Plug guilt.
            • Mentoring young composers.
            • Saying smart stuff about things you know about.
            • Taking the W.
            • A high pitched ding whenever someone succeeds at something.
            • A Good Snowman is Hard to Build.
            • Into the Breach.
            • Pushing the Vek to a different square.
            • Making something in your environment more satisfying.
            • A squid with your kid.
            • Colors that have frequencies vs. compound colors.
            • Indigo: a fake color.
            • The banger heavy duty colors.
            • A range of frequencies that is culturally mediated.
            • Paint mixing vs. light mixing.
            • Exploding ancient dinosaur juice constantly.
            • The electricity magic vs. the valve magic.
            • What does it mean to explode?
            • How to tell the difference between things you know because it's common knowledge vs. things you know because it's what you obsessed about when you were 15.
            • Having a responsibility to the taxpayers to not be wasteful.
            • The science of what sounds good.
            • The most confusing music you've ever heard.
            • Food rotation.
            • Imagining you have a banana coming at you. (It's not scary.)
            • Biting it the way we bite it.
            • Burrowing through your hamburger top to bottom.
            • Living with the mayonnaise for 30 seconds.
            • What happens when you turn a taco 90 degrees.
            • Ike's Paradox.
            • Eating a rib straight up and down.
            • Pizza sandwiches.
            • Explaining to your dentist that your bottom jaw is a ruinous cavern because you eat ribs top to bottom.
            • Adding a thickening agent to soup so you can turn the bowl sideways and just shove your face in there.
            • Buying the Ultra Rare Cheeto Shaped Like Batman Crying just to flip it.
            • A li'l cute ghostie with ears.
            • Affection for bands that are bad.
            • A rock album recorded by three kids who have no interest in or aptitude for writing and performing music.
            • Art that lives at the very tips of the horseshoe ends.
            • High fashion and weird looks that aren't meant to be for everyday.
            • Music that sounds bad in a way that you don't recognize.
            • Music that is boring and propulsive at the same time.
            • Music that is not for listening to.
            • Threatening your wife with a conversation about Beatles chord progressions.
            • Making art that is boring in unexpected, interesting ways.
            • Inventing a new boring version of interesting that still isn't interesting but is boring in interesting ways, which should make it interesting but doesn't.
            • Finding a desert and falling in.
            • Watching a purple meadow quiver and drinking whiskey beside a 100 year old cactus.
            • Whether Joy is a trick.
            • Blowing up your life and other people's lives as well.
            • The other entendre.
            • Yet another example of this fucking show.
            • Cooking for the rest of your life without ever washing dishes.
            • Joy that can't not be real.
            • Poetry that's just really well-constructed prose.
            • A poem that doesn't have any line breaks because then it wouldn't fit on Instagram.
            • A true poet who accounts for swiping.
            • An expression of a huge evocative idea built out of tiny ideas.
            • How to be happy even when you are not actively chasing your dreams.
            • A song that is famous in some way.
            • That fuckin' Pina Colada song.
            • Marrying the same person three or four times.
            • Bouncing along and going on a fun road trip while the world is ending.
            • Mystifying number one hits.
            • Robot Mr. Feeny in your car and you go around solving mysteries together.
            • Getting your wife a Groucho Marx nose for christmas.
            • Robust dependable noses.
            • Think On Thine Sins, Gumshoes.
            • Giving the Latin Grammar Police the L.
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