In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil share the ins and outs of car maintenance through the lens of going in and out of a car wash. But before that, they talk about lumberjackin’, truckin’, and Murray Finklestein CPA. Finally, they wonder aloud as to who would listen to any of this—wait—that was off-air.

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In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil are joined by special guests and weave nearly seamlessly through topics ranging from support for support groups and investigator promotions to Phil’s unbelievable physical fitness and Kap’s love for Valentine’s Day and emotionless weddings.

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In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap spin an improvisational yarn about a man who isn't a man but is instead both a bear and also a gorilla. Kap's hips are open, and Phil returns serve as the two ping then pong, ping then pong, ping then pong, etc. Volley, I guess. Rally, more correctly.

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In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil wander through the origins of words and clapping, down thrift shop aisles, in kitchens where food dies, and around a lost dog’s journey.

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In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil chat about growing up and then old, and the music that played in the background along the way. Also, baseball card and gum collecting, serious actors, and Ryan Reynolds. Phil, can you check if I spelled that correctly? Anyway, Deadpool.

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In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil chat about Kap’s concert experience where he found a way to enjoy half of Plant & Krauss all while not taking one photo or video for social media. They also delve into a world where adults dress like adults, people sleep well on feather pillows, and moist towelettes rule supreme. This one is dedicated to all the fat deer who feel judged.

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In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Kap and Phil are joined by third wheel Andrew Rock of Lampert Cigars. The boys conjure up a little ditty about brushes with fame, small towns, and live performances in wing-back chairs. Ain’t that America.

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In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap ponder what a failed apocalypse would be like, differentiate cool and cooler cultures, talk about what it’s like vacationing with the locals, and offer advice about avoiding boredom in retirement.

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In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap discuss pairing sandals with cigars, finding a furever home, and John Cougar Mellencamp et al. Kap fondly recalls having once sprinted while Phil sips tepid ice water. Two out of three Shawns recommend this episode.

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In this episode of the 1st & 15th, Phil and Kap talk review styles and give advice…a lot of it. Disclaimer: They are not professionals.

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