Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a vintage Jeep telling it like it is. We talk about how people don't know how to park, getting stuck when your car won't start, whatever happened to OTB and the culture that went along with it, why movie sequels suck, and what musicians will be unemployed first by AI.

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Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. First World problems from money to gold, back to money, then oil, then war, then national debt, some more money, government corruption, debt slavery inflation, finally ending the conversation on the collapse of paper money backed by nothing in particular.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Asshole conventions, bad halloween costumes, failed businesses and upstate strip joints are the topics for this episode.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. How the post office can ruin your day, dealing with the people waiting on lines, and revisiting one-star Yelp reviews of horrible establishments.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Learning languages, property lines, ATVs, white trash, and pasta sauce are some of the things they discuss while driving at night.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Coffee standards, how Starbucks made its money, why Taster's Choice instant coffee is good, eating caffeine pills, and avoiding deer when driving is what the 2 Assholes talk about while driving at night.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Supermarket checkout lines are problematic, food buying privacy is a right, and prices are so depressing that knowing the cost of items will kill you.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. They talk about James Spader, Jeff Fahey, Brokeback Mountain, accepting an acting role in a movie with full frontal nudity, and clothing choices required to be allowed into cults and cool clubs.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. People who used to look jacked don't look like they even lift, most movies are terrible, and Death Wish was a documentary from the 70s.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. The good days are gone; reminiscing about the old days while they decide whether they are old, the 2 Assholes mostly talk about candy bars and their domination in food choices.