Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Parents can't drive, New Yorkers defecate in the streets, and Walter Becker hears from a fan.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. A feature asshole joins us to talk about how everything pisses him off because he's an aging asshole.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. They reminisce about childhood breakfast cereals and how they've changed, how to easily get diabetes, and getting miniature cameras up your ass at the doctor.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. A featured guest asshole takes a ride in the asshole mobile to discuss current problematic topics with the other asshole, including the acceptance of insects in the diet, cats watching television, and the worst hotel you have stayed at in your entire life.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. All hell breaks loose when one asshole admits he hates driving while the other asshole explains why he likes it.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. They drive talk about how New Yorkers speak on the phone, in person, and on the job after a good dose of caffeine to start the day.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. Car maintenance and purchase, hot boxin' to cover up old smells, and fighting for first place in grade school academics are some of the high points of today's ride in the Jeep. Video footage from the Auto Zone parking lot in lovely Bushwick, NY, where random people can always be found tinkering under the hood against the clock for remaining daylight.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is. The conversation begins with taking a walk to the post office and evolves into population density demographics, illicit crime, and the country's meth epidemic, all while trying to stay on the road safely.

Two assholes from New York drive around using explicit language in a jeep telling it like it is.