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THIS WEEK: Immigrating, Food appropriation, Rap Rock bands sound like English food, Metal music used to fight Orca whales, Boredom is why we do most things, Mr Beast philanthropist, Eric can't make it a day without hearing about Taylor Swift, Horse breaks free on airplane, and more!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
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Instagram - @twodumbbabies
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Instagram - @williesimon_
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THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by comedian Ramsey Badawi (Don't Tell Comedy) and they talk about the importance of your eyes, using sunscreen and umbrellas would get you picked on, Getting leg extensions, reduction surgeries, Ramsey's dad, Other jobs we should've done, Jury Duty, and more!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES
Instagram - @twodumbbabies
FOLLOW RAMSEY BADAWI
Instagram - @RamsBad
TikTok - @ramdoggg
FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON
Instagram - @williesimon_
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Instagram - @ericjfreedman
THIS WEEK: The Robot Uprising, Driverless cars, child labor vs robot labor, Gambino Family Members Arrested, Crocodiles Get Turned On By Helicopters, Sam Bankman-Fried Found Guilty, and more!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES
Instagram - @twodumbbabies
FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON
Instagram - @williesimon_
FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN
Instagram - @ericjfreedman
Produced/Edited by: Petty Cash Studios
THIS WEEK: Eric split a fly in two, Cryogenically freezing people, AI can see our dreams, We've been doing a lot of crimes against nature, Having heightened senses, Deaf people movies, Willie went to the DMV, and more!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES
Instagram - @twodumbbabies
FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON
Instagram - @williesimon_
FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN
Instagram - @ericjfreedman
THIS WEEK: Eric and Willie are joined by their good friend, comedian Cam Bertrand (AGT / Dry Bar Comedy) and they talk the the new NPC Girls craze, What actually happened to JFK, When DMX tried to be a dad, Jay Z should go back to his roots, Meth never got a music genre, Cast iron skillet myths, and more!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
FOLLOW CAM BERTRAND
Instagram - @camthecomic
FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES
Instagram - @twodumbbabies
FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON
Instagram - @williesimon_
FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN
Instagram - @ericjfreedman
THIS WEEK: Eric got a 3 Day Pay or Quit notice, Willie got All You Can Eat Sushi, Willie's last time eating Taco Bell, Rite-Aid Sued for Opioid problem, We try Fruity Pebbles Popcorn, Los Angeles approves robot dog cops, John Wicks and Fast and The Furious', and more!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman talk news, social issues, and life while just trying to make eachother laugh. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES
Instagram - @twodumbbabies
FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON
Instagram - @williesimon_
FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN
Instagram - @ericjfreedman
FOLLOW TONY CELANO
Instagram - @tonyjcelano
THIS WEEK: Give airpods to the homeless, Train Derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, UFO coverup, Betting on the Super Bowl, Super Mario Brothers Simulation Theory, Gunther's Millions on Netflix, Dog Mayors, Inheriting your parents garbage while they're alive, Bat Guy and More!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES
Instagram - @twodumbbabies
FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON
Instagram - @williesimon_
FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN
Instagram - @ericjfreedman
FOLLOW TONY CELANO
Instagram - @tonyjcelano
THIS WEEK: How to make a successful podcast, Komodo Dragons are not real dragons, Eric went to the LA Zoo, Two guys accidentally rob a sperm bank, Zelensky meets with Biden, More countries need nuclear weapons, New Oppenheimer movie, The dark origins of Anime, and more!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES
Instagram - @twodumbbabies
FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON
Instagram - @williesimon_
FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN
Instagram - @ericjfreedman
FOLLOW TONY CELANO
Instagram - @tonyjcelano
THIS WEEK: Defending yourself during a robbery, Modern day cattle wranglers, What ancient military would you want to be a part of, IDF needs a new War league, Biden signs Marriage Equality Act, New gerrymandering, P22 Mountain Lion captured, Mayor of LA's new plan to fight homelessness, Crime isn't new, Walmart raising prices because of theft, Being a Vet's manager at a retail store, War reenactments, and more!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES
Instagram - @twodumbbabies
FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON
Instagram - @williesimon_
FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN
Instagram - @ericjfreedman
FOLLOW TONY CELANO
Instagram - @tonyjcelano
THIS WEEK: New studio setup, Who still uses a suitcase, Cocaine Bear, Old Ursala vs New Ursala, Black Panther or Lion King, Larston interrupts, No good ways to walk dogs, U.S.A. beats Iran in World Cup, Taiwan vs Thailand, Bars vs Pubs, and more!
A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.
SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON
FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES
Instagram - @twodumbbabies
FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON
Instagram - @williesimon_
FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN
Instagram - @ericjfreedman
FOLLOW TONY CELANO
Instagram - @tonyjcelano
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