THIS WEEK: Happy 4th of July, 1-3 kid rule in China, We need new cities, Hawk stepdad, Politicians asking for money, We'll never have another revolution, Willie's a hypochondriac, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: Why we missed the last two weeks, The different heavens and hells, The Supreme Court needs to calm down, Unidentified rocket hits the moon, Dumb aliens, R Kelly gets 30 years, Ghislain Maxwell gets 20 years, Dancing With The Stars Behind Bars, Summer sucks as an adult, Don't treat your friends like dogs, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: A bi-lingual podcast available in only 1 language, Eric turned 37, South Korea is so much better than North Korea, Dictators and Religion, Change 3 point rules in Basketball, Don't get your info from comedy podcasts, No more terms for politicians, Too much Star Wars and Marvel, Cleaning shit off shoes, Kids fighting vs Dogs fighting, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: We're joined by comedian Rob Pugliese and talk about Connecticut, How good things were when the mob was in charge, Exploiting EBT, How we're an injury away from being ruined, Hospitals giving happy endings, Eric almost getting his shoes stolen, Bullying, The types of jokes we hate, Commenting from the outside, and more!

Rob Pugliese is a Comedian, Actor, and Host of the No Charisma Podcast. You can watch him on Amazon Prime on The Red Rob Roy Show and be sure to catch him live whenever you get the chance!

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A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: Mandatory test to see what job you get, We need more ethics tests, Construction is still going on in Eric’s building, Demolition is much easier than fixing it up, Fart jar Youtuber now selling jars of Boob Sweat, The four pillars of kinks, No one knows old languages, Eric’s dad saying goodbye to his house, Willie finds out about his buddies weird kink, Willie and Eric end on a great button, and more! (but it’s all before the button)

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: This week: Clapping intro, Not all true stories are good, The discovery of the first dinosaur, Theories used to be fun, Galileo beat his charges, Birds are scarier than lizards, Introducing ‘Scam of The Week’,  A man is charged with trying to sell a dog that doesn’t exist, The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Trial has gone on so long, When the law uses your middle name, We need a way out of segments, You don’t want local insurance, Modern day loan sharking, America has always been good at marketing, UFO’s are back and are a national threat, Coming up with cool weapons is a great job, Iron Man is better than a drone, The Suggestions of War, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: The little Mermaid, Swimmer Vs Whaler, American Ninja Warrior can drop the warrior part, Japanese Game Shows, Learn “Thank You” in other languages instead of curse words, Our food order gets canceled, Is It Cake, Soulja Boy Scams, The Nigerian Prince Scam, Complaining about App workers, The Mob should care about Climate Change, Willie will never be Jimmy Fallon, Story about a Last Meal from Patreon subscriber Kev, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: The world is tiring, Getting lice, Old Boston headliners, More jobs should have drafts like the NFL and NBA, Watching sports highlights vs Watching the full games, Sports dads, people like time killers now, Playing video games needs to do real world work, Why do old people only work at grocery stores, Cyborgs, We should own dentist tools, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: Voice Acting Foley, Was George Clooney always old, Last Meals, Willie and Eric went to Palm Harbor, BBL's and other plastic surgery, Should Willie get fake boobs, Tall people, Where "getting off" came from, Big privated homeless people, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: All the things we used to use spit for, Free Range Salt, Sexual harassment in the workplace, Louis CK wins Grammy for best comedy album, British culture, More stupid airplane talk, Willie and Eric are in Palm Harbor, FL this weekend, Eric doesn't know what accents are, Florida Sushi, Food fights, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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