2 Dumb Babies

THIS WEEK: Cheating in school, Willie went to Oregon, Do mythical monsters speak, Hot Dog Real Estate Agent, A 10 drink in decision, Condiment band, Tomatoes are so versatile, Fighting the audience, Shock Jock Painters, Music Vs. Comedy in Bars, Willie got new glasses, The most expensive bandana

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: Becoming a surgeon, Man with pig heart, Surviving in the woods, Math can be used evil, Britney Griner being sent to work camp, Trafficking in shipping containers, The origin of tiny bottles of alcohol, Being arrested after a flight, Willie's uncle started flying in the 80's, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: Willie and Eric ate too much, Trying to skip out on paying the airport shuttle, Tony replaces Larston, Sign languages and not knowing the local language, Being considerate is cowardly, No one cares about women's OR men's swimming, Female in men's hockey league, Mike Tyson's Bites, You can only quickly win combat sports, Willie should've gone to Harvard, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: A bad intro, Pi-Day, Larston interrupts, Red Hot Chili Peppers are still going, Some musicians should retire like athletes, Cops with T-Shirt Cannons, The war is and isn't scary, Road Rage and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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THIS WEEK: Is it on 3 or after 3, Kim Kardashian tells women to get bigger butts, Moose knuckles and Camel toes, Going to bed vs Passing out, Being a doctor is a numbers game, Doctors calling people fat, Dentists aren't real doctors, 80's hack comic today, The 80's were worse than the 70's for art, Quit chasing your dreams and do something useful, North Korea is hangry, Being a dictator, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES

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FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON

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FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN

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THIS WEEK: Stop listening to podcasts, Being Neo, Karate is not scary, Disney used to be super racist, Top Hats were so cool, RIP The Amazing Johnathan, The Ukrainian President was a comedian, Sean Penn is not needed in Ukraine, Finally a nice white people war, What makes a war a World War, The Olympics committee army, Things are good when we start to care about what's happening in Canada, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES

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FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON

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FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN

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THIS WEEK: Willie needs horse blinders, Who doesn't love a good personality disorder, Was Ukraine asking for it, Keep that blood in your body, Middle tier alumni, Don't pay your bookie, Horse betting, horse insurance scam documentary, Grifting industries, Terrorists don't like being fingered, and more!

A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes.

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FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES

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FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN

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This week: LA wins Super Bowl 2022, Sports are way more fun when you gamble, The Mob loves whacking people, Selling murder houses, Squatters rights and common law married, Outdated laws, Did belts used to be bigger, Restart laws, and more!

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This week: We survived 150 episodes, Tony's here, Snoop made dog noises cool, Writers strike, Dropping out of college for comedy, Do we need lawyers, Professional Jurors, What kind of prison would you run, Concentration Camping, Denmark has the best prisons, North Korea is the only country without lawyers, Getting a job and going to college as a veteran, Blanks are real bullets and Alec Baldwin, and more!

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This week: People stare at Willie's lips, If it's in the Olympics it's not a good fighting technique, Training for the Olympics in the wild, Russia used the Olympics to invade Ukraine, Where did all the priests go, Too Hot To Handle game show, Step-Family Feud, Willie watched football, What happened to pelts, Eating raw eggs vs raw cookie dough, Kid pranks, This was a rough episode, and slightly more!

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