This episode is a death episode. We start by discussing the presidential assassination attempt that everyone has been talking about. We then move our conversation to the famous killings of the London Stabber. And finally, Noah hatches a plan to enact a new law by explaining Budd Dwyer's death to Governor Tim Walz.

When do you think 'Ol James C. is going to die?

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Did you know the name of the Midnight Tipster before we figured it out?

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It's story time in this one folks. We are leaving the Baja to take you all the way back to the good old days of one year ago to explain what exactly went down when we left on our westward expansion. Storms, coffee, and Cody...those words will mean a lot more to you once you've listened to the episode.

Do you have a lobster shirt?

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How many cups of coffee can you drink?

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We are going back to school for this one. Colton doesn't remember anything, and Noah remembers too much. There's some talk about the war that happened in Mexico, and we try to get a GED so we can drop out in 8th grade. Also, is Scooby Doo racist?

Do you remember 2nd grade?

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Do you know how to crack an egg without making any omelets?

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It's time to find out once and for all if we are smarter than a first grader. Afterwards, we start a group text chain with everyone we graduated with to plan a birthday party...well...not everyone we graduated with. Not everyone we graduated with is that great of a person. You will understand that more once we explain it to you. Also, Colton talks about his future plan for the podcast, and why he started the podcast in the first place.

Do nuts make you nuts?

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Do you verbs in English?

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Vacation mode activated. The Gleeps are in the Baja. We don't know where that is, but it isn't important. Colton plans to run for office and he explains how he plans to win. A brief discussion occurs about how strokes actually work, which leads into a less brief discussion on whether or not babies like cinnamon. It sort of seems like it's just an acquired taste.

Would you let Colton feed your baby cinnamon?

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Are you voting for Pel E. in the upcoming election?

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2 Gleeps is back, baby! And it's Maypril fools. The Gleeps explain the tribulations that they went through to mourn the passing of the inhabitants of the Titan submersible, and how, after all this time, they were finally able to come to terms with the fact that there was nothing to even mourn about. Ken Jennings has his super hero alter ego exposed in this episode. Also, Colton talks about his go to gift to give to his family at Christmas, and the lengths that he goes to in order to make sure it's memorable. Welcome to season 3 Gleeps.

IF YOU ARE COLTON'S FAMILY, PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE.

Do you know any time dealers? Please tell us how to find them.

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Did you hear the number station in the background of this episode? If you did, let us know where.

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Happy Valentime, exactly two years after this podcast started, this episode was posted. It is a special episode because I say it is. What makes it special? Doesn't matter. We talk about Asians and apes in this episode...other things too, but the other stuff doesn't matter.

Not much to bring up about this episode, except that Noah is going through second puberty. He also thoroughly explains how he is saving the world by killing bears. Also, Colton makes a ground breaking discovery about Native American Indians.

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Bankmas Eve is back again. Probably a whole lot sooner than you thought. Unless you actually believed that we would only give you 47 minutes worth of Bankmas Eve celebrations this year. Just admit it. You got Bankmas fooled.

We managed to get the whole gang together in this episode to discuss credit cards, game shows, and Sprite Remix. You know...all the most festive topics. Also, there is a bonus Gleep of Faith mini episode hidden inside this episode. You might be able to spot it if you keep your ears peeled.

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This one is all about falling. We want more people to fall and get hurt. WE DO NOT NECESSARILY WISH FOR PEOPLE TO DIE FROM FALLING (though we don't not necessarily wish for it either). Join us as we stumble our way through many different scenarios, and read poems that are only tangentially related. Also, congratulations if you've recently found out that you are having a clown.

This is the final poem that was mentioned in the episode that was too long to read - https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42716/falling-56d22155e5c45

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