2 Scary 2 Stupid

Come join Wet the whistle and Pockets the bottle opener in a game of crappy apocalypse! Rest assured that in this, the first episode of season 4, each kind of dog (woof, bubble, rat) is discussed and the booby is trappin'.

Music by DJ Bucket and TT

This week's ep we ask the hard questions: how many shirts can a person have? Who brings tears to a punch fight? And, most importantly, cologne tray neck bang?

Music by DJ Cing Kobra

Come with us to this hot dog-style vacation rental and we'll all do the computer version of doing shots (downloading malware). Don't want to? Okay, fine, build a firewall around your bedroom using exclusively blue paragraphs.

An important note about this episode: a potion you get from berries that makes you a witch is also wine.

Music by DJ Corn.ai

Charlotte's not going to read from some demon book, even if it's all New Hamshire mottos. All drepressed kids please report to the high school in S02E14 of The X-files and say "frigwitch" a lot. Then we're getting snaked.

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.

Thank you for being here with us we love you!!!!!!

Music by DJ American Stonehenge

It's piss, rocks, and math again! S03E07 of The X-Files is bread, it's bread, it's a loaf of bread filled with Charlotte's patience as Zoe imagines a really big Jello shot for a doctor's birthday.

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.

Music by DJ What Are Frogs

It's blood o'clock! Time for a convoluted discussion of what a 7-segment digital display is. Let's all take the ambulance bus over to S02E03 of The X-Files and turn the radio waaay up: they're playing Satan Satan by Charlina Brown!

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.

Music by DJ Psychrowave

Take a moment to think about your favorite Peanuts character. Do they feature in S02E02 of The X-Files? The one called The Host? No? Huh. How about Doctor Octagon? No? Hmm. A flat hotdog worm? Yeah? Okay, good. We're getting somewhere. And the panty moths? Are they on the loose?

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.

Music by DJ Cow Emotional Therapist

Please, Capri is my father.

Yes, it's time for season 1, orpisord 20 of The X-Files. Fix yourself a nice glass of coolant-aid and some gasrice and go goo for a bit.

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.

Music by DJ 30-40 Men

rocks& piss& math.

That's what this episode of 2 Sedimentary 2 Igneous is about. Just kidding, it's S01E18 of the ✞-Files, narrated by Big Baby Bible (Charlotte) and some freegan rats.

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.

Music by DJ Sculder

Enjoy the glorious silence of Charlotte showing Zoe a picture of a border collie while describing S01E08 of the X-Files. Featuring the glorious return of us singing the theme song. Again.

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.

Music by DJ Swollen Nymph Loads