2 Scary 2 Stupid

Come meet us at 666 Terrorist Way, apartment 911 for S01E06 of the X-Files. The wet bandits (not Sculder and Mully) are gonna zoom in and unsave a lossy bullshit with Kelly the Smudge!

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.

Music by DJ Jermaine Underground

Today we visit the famous two-snake city of Baltimore where S01E03 of The X-Files, definitely entitled The Liver Snatchers on the Loose for Five Times*, takes place. Charlotte describes a chair with a cushion eaten out of it by rats and Zoe makes a lot of scared, uncomfortable noises

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.**

Music by DJ Golden Eyeballs

*Squeeze, actually.

**(No, it's not October 2nd. As a special gift, keep an eye out for a joke that might be funny come February.)

Spooky Charlotte starts us off at the beginning with S01E01 of the X-Files. Grab some man-shaped static and a honk-shoo candle and settle into a nice warm bath. It's our first 5/5 across the board god hell as dammit, so give it or take it!

Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.

Music by DJ Porst Morderm

Get ready for a roundhouse wreckwave of Scooby Doo noises and one (1) joke for people who liked music in 2004. There's more but the computer competition is coming up so let's focus on hitting K to fill up this circle.

Brought to you by Jeff's Helpful Henchmen and the most exclusive free little library in central Florida.

Music by DJ Gogue

Sincrest apologies for the loud scream at 26 mins (Zoe, obviously).

This week, enjoy a beautiful peek into Charlotte's future wherein they play Tombstone Monopoly and answer the eternal question: is that scar shaped like a hairbrush or cross?

Music by DJ Peach Moment

Grab yourself a bag of plain chips and a medium diet soup and settle in with Vinnie Carruthers for a film no one's talked about since you were a corn's height to a cow's age. Look, this isn't about being anti-bird, it's about being pro-double-punch-to-the-fryhole. Keep flyin'. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Music by DJ Ominous Banjo

Come join us for the prequel to one of 6 scary movies Zoe has actually watched seen! Our priest Stephen Fry the Frito Pie and Sister Mary Leek star in a movie about what's proof of knowing somebody.

Music by DJ Gray, Gooey, Long-finger-and-claw-having Hand

Welcome to the Xander xone!

Here it is, the ur-2Stupid, the single best film ever created. Featuring the Nightmare Before Christmas Europe door, a classic big-dick-off, and snake locomotion.

Music by DJ Dick Hotchkiss

Kicking off season 3 with a legit 2Scary!

Zoe, the mayor of babytown and in possession of not even one Staffany, had to take a days-long break from Charlotte's too-evocative telling. It wasn't because of "Mommy's with the maggots now" or even "titty-suckin' parasites" -- but the fly. You know what happens with the fly.

Music by DJ Dead by Dawn

Suit up in your glitch camo and get ready to moderate some comments for your country fandom! The USS Waxahatchee wants you to squat your brothers and enjoy a single cadet Kelly reference. That's black ops baybeeeeeee!

Music by DJ The Most Face