Topic Lords

200. My Banana Has Bones


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Lords:

  • Jenni
  • Tyriq
  • Topics:

    • King Leonardo and His Short Subjects
      • https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/KingLeonardoAndHisShortSubjects
      • Nervous Subject
        • https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Nervous_Subject
        • Subject Zero
          • https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Jack
          • On the Subject of Poetry By W. S. Merwin
            • https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/browse?contentId=26014
            • Royal subjects
            • Subject 13
              • https://www.mobygames.com/game/84773/subject-13/
              • Microtopics:

                • The only place on the internet you can hear subjects discussed.
                • Subject Lords.
                • Finding video games in places that don't exist.
                • Renaming the spreadsheet to the Subject Bucket.
                • A hand me down Rocky and Bullwinkle bedsheet set.
                • Rocky and Bullwinkle indoctrination.
                • How many seasons the Flintstones ran for.
                • The Classic Wikipedia Was.
                • Wacky Racers.
                • Whether Winston has ever tried Circus Peanuts.
                • Enjoying one Circus Peanut every three years.
                • How to buy just one Circus Peanut.
                • Sawing a nickel in half before money became pre-scored.
                • Whether jokes were funny in the past.
                • Two troublemaking nephews named Duke and Earl.
                • Mr. Mad's plan to trap the king.
                • One actor playing more than one character all in one take.
                • Somebody the Explainer.
                • A Nancy strip where the joke revolves around knowing that people used to take their shoes off in movie theaters.
                • Show Swap day at the movie theater.
                • Waiting in the closet for the grim reaper to show up and then jumping out and being really seductive.
                • Closet-pilled.
                • Multiple people dying in the same yoga class and the grim reaper just sticks around instead of leaving and coming back.
                • Yogaing while old. (YWO.)
                • First name nervous, last name subject.
                • Born pregnant by aliens.
                • Nervous Subject vs. Nervous Object.
                • Pressing X to wisecrack.
                • Getting quests from Lord British and killing some monsters.
                • The Vic Viper and the Road British.
                • A pop culture character who hits the center of the Venn diagram.
                • Writing Mass Effect fanfiction for Glittermitten Grove
                • 10,000 Boolean variables that can be triggered by your narrative choices.
                • Narratively justifying how getting a donut leads to your death.
                • Generating alive/dead states for everybody.
                • The tortured but boring space marine guy with a tragic soldier past that isn't very interesting.
                • The girl who is just a cloud of gas under her hazard suit.
                • The man who slouches listening to the wheel revolving in the stream, yet there is no wheel there to revolve.
                • The reason the wheel turns – though there is no wheel.
                • Sitting at the end of March.
                • Deckard Bane.
                • Hortatoriness.
                • How do we feel about monarchies?
                • Tropical fruit tree drama.
                • The Miami Fruit Organization.
                • Ordering a moonbeam in a jar from Instacart.
                • Where in the fruit the seed wants to be.
                • The banana that evolved for the seed to pop out and hit you in the face as soon as you start peeling it and that's how they invented firearms.
                • Figuring out how to hold an avocado like a gun.
                • Fruit with Velcro-style hook and loop.
                • Fruit you should avoid if you have a mucous membrane.
                • Subscribing to durians for $199 per week.
                • Turning the pineapple upside down.
                • The pineapple as a symbol of hospitality.
                • A video game with many of the components a video game would have.
                • The taking robots from the System Shock series.
                • A pre-rendered background Final Fantasy 7 type deal.
                • Cinematic platformers starring spheres.
                • Conflating two games made by Francophones.
                • Namable group chats.
                • Getting a Bluesky invite just so you can park your domain.
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