Topic Lords

203. Only Girls Get Duck Combs For Christmas


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Lords:

  • CisHetKayFaber
  • Phone
  • Topics:

    • Correction regarding a previous topic where I stated that Metal Gear Solid 2 was the most important game of 2023
      • https://twitter.com/othatsraspberry
      • Children cannot be trusted to enjoy things, and maybe that's fine
      • This list of extremely specific danger signs
        • https://nextworldover.tumblr.com/post/720069329613357056
        • https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/Tkr719yF.jpg
        • https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/9unswnr6.jpg
        • "Bank Account" by Louis Cole
          • https://genius.com/Louis-cole-bank-account-lyrics
          • Technical beliefs you have which may be regarded as superstition, but are true to your experience (I'm convinced my new microphone is worse)
          • Microtopics:

            • The part where Jim talks.
            • Splitting your mutuals.
            • The kind of person who goes to Bluesky vs. who goes to Mastodon.
            • A relationship with an editor. (Like Emacs.) (Or Vim)
            • Wanting to see what Shaq posts.
            • The human zoo of bad takes.
            • Who sent Shaq a Bluesky invite??
            • O' That's Raspberry
            • Metal Gear Apologies.
            • Sending Konami money to fund the port of Metal Gear Solid 4.
            • Optimizing for extremely specific hardware and getting entrenched.
            • Shaders languishing on PS3.
            • PT's final resting place.
            • Konami diversifying into video games in the 80s when it's lucrative and dediversifying when it stops being as lucrative in the 2010s
            • A lot of weird business practices involving Slurpees and banking
            • All the places the Vita port of Metal Gear Solid 2 went on to.
            • The Worlds of Power novelization of Metal Gear.
            • A Narpas Sword scenario.
            • Cutscene inflation.
            • What happened to cutscene lengths after voice acting became cheap.
            • Encoding movies on a disc for free.
            • Time to Crate vs. Time to When Your Input Matters.
            • Ramen waterslides.
            • Annoying things that little kids do that adults also do.
            • Playing video games and parenting at the same time.
            • Whether it's still abuse if it's happening in the Netherlands.
            • Expectations people place on their children for Christmas vs. for Halloween.
            • Distorted beer.
            • Getting a bunch of stuff you don't want for Christmas.
            • A sweater with Mario or a cool dinosaur on it.
            • Swapping the Barbie and GI Joe voice boxes and whether that's a plot point of the Barbie movie.
            • Chewbacca dancing on top of the twin towers as they collapse.
            • Taking wire cutters to the electrical substation and getting some free copper.
            • I don't feel 130 kilovolts; I'm a perfect sphere.
            • Creating a situation where people are safe even if they're not paying attention.
            • Flying around in a tornado googling "what do you do when you're flying around in a tornado"
            • Is it .webm or .webnn?
            • All the three letter acronyms that ought to be on the internet rug you can't get.
            • The giant System 7 floppy disk blanket.
            • A blanket with the Mac startup sound on it.
            • Missing out on some drum solos.
            • A poem based on a true story.
            • Being afraid to look at your tax returns.
            • Getting single taxed and double social security benefits.
            • Replacing your old snowball with a new snowball.
            • Your thing as a person trained in audio engineering.
            • Getting a very insensitive microphone so that it only picks up the sounds you want it to.
            • Jim's advice for recording your voice.
            • A Shure SM-57B with the Cloudlifter.
            • Technical knowledge for smart people.
            • Solid state drives failing without warning.
            • A high pitched whine imparting a natural warmth to your voice.
            • Recording your voice with a $15 boom arm.
            • Using shittier tools as you get more experienced.
            • A cover of a Weezer song that's rendered unlistenable hematite l because of the string squeak.
            • The inability to process and retain information about LinkedIn's purpose.
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