Topic Lords

207. Muppet Bird Generation Ship


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Lords:

  • Lesley
  • Nathan
  • Topics:

    • Thinking of survival shows like Alone, is "wilderness survival" a sport?
    • Regional differences in the tone and caliber of NextDoor posts
    • Pastry arbitrage
    • The Light That Shines When Things End
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      • Wild takahē (TAH-kah-hay) have been reintroduced into the mountains of New Zealand
      • How are we feeling about the Boston Robotics advancements? Welcome our new robot overlords or not?
      • Microtopics:

        • Hyper Light Breaker.
        • Bumpy Grumpy.
        • Recording a podcast from inside a toilet.
        • Fishtank bubbling noises.
        • Assigning a point value to eating reindeer lichen.
        • Eating your belt because someone famous ate their belt once in the 19th century.
        • Starving contests.
        • Calling in an air drop for your favorite outdoor survivalists.
        • The reality show where a guy is living alone in an apartment scouring thousands of magazines for offers of free stuff.
        • The "it's a living" joke.
        • Pez Guy.
        • Trying to redeem Pepsi tokens for a fighter jet.
        • A boiler room full of people tilting soda bottles.
        • Weary cereal mascots.
        • Hippies living in a canyon until Topanga emerges.
        • Making a Nextdoor post about a guy peering in your window and the replies are like "it's cool it's just Window Peering Jim checking out your remodel."
        • Making a Nextdoor post about finding a baby goat and what do I do and a reply saying "you need to call the Goat Goddess" and another reply saying "I'm the Goat Goddess and I can help you."
        • Encouraging microcultures.
        • Surfacing positive comments to the top of Youtube videos.
        • Using technology to steer people away from being terrible.
        • Writing a story about a guy with a sword.
        • Writing a parody of bad fanfiction and building Minecraft worlds to support your world building.
        • Whether jokes are funnier now or if old jokes are just out of fashion.
        • Trying to relate to the kids by saying "I can has cheeseburger?"
        • How art used to happen before copyright law fucked everything up.
        • The dudes at the farmers market selling tomatoes that are obviously from the grocery store.
        • The farm with a sign that says "come pick pumpkins at our pumpkin patch" but the pumpkins are just sitting on the ground and by pick they just meant "select."
        • The Quasi-Authentic Experience.
        • A pumpkin velcroed to a vine.
        • A large hill. (Not a mountain.)
        • Making the light a liar, at least until your mid-thirties.
        • Ruining an otherwise amazing moment.
        • A Minority Report precog murder kind of situation.
        • Whether the light has a bell too.
        • A poem that's just a shower thought if you think about it.
        • Taking the eggs to an incubation center.
        • Muppet Bird flavor.
        • Cutting open a cookie monster to reveal the cookie layers inside.
        • Seeing the Cookie Monster's leg in the window of the butcher shop.
        • The roast chicken saying "It's a living!" as you slice it up.
        • Robots that sound like bees.
        • Slipping on the ice and hearing the bees.
        • Whether fun robots are even scarier than serious robots.
        • Moxie the child companion robot.
        • A dog named Spot and his SDK.
        • Too loud, too scary, too many bees.
        • People who can pollinate.
        • If it's empty, fill it with bees.
        • Memes that the kids don't think are old because they have fallen out of the cultural memory entirely.
        • Still being on Twitter because you have games to sell.
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