HallieTyriqPeople really like potatoes and I don't get itI wear shorts now.Why are these ants on my desk?The go-getters of predawn gymNon feathered dinosaurs in the public imaginationEsper says: Magic: the Gathering does have feathered dinosaurs as part of its mesoamerican-inspired setting, which look cool as hell. Not all of them are completely covered or anything, but Gishath is a good example of how to make a dinosaur look really intimidating and powerful while still having feathers. https://scryfall.com/card/xln/222/gishath-suns-avatarMcPopNot counting the Zelda game you made.Mashing up the hummus beans.Tahini texture.Garbanzo merengue.Cutting-edge vegan technology.Making video games until you learn better.The freezer popsicle that's just a tube of flavored water.Potato struggle sessions.Curly fries versus seasoned curly fries.A waste of a hearty food that should last longer.Century potatoes.Burying a potato in the ground and setting a peat bog on fire.Taro chips.The bag in the grocery store that says "veggie sticks" and there's a picture of fresh vegetables on the bag but inside it's just potato slurry fried into stick form.Anti-shorts positions.A tattoo in a conspicuous place.Showing up to a game jam in a Voldo harness.A tattoo that makes it look like you've been scratching a rash.Getting a cool tattoo and starting going to the gym because you want to be worthy of the tattoo.A slovenly dude in a fedora getting a sick tattoo of a slovenly dude in a fedora.Yakuza style tattoos except it's all video game shit.Leaving an olive under your desk.What the ants are into lately.House Ants.Storehouses of finger dust.Letting the ants have the olive.Mice with an exoskeleton.Sitting on a toilet made of ants and instantly becoming one with the ants.A bottle of Ginger Ants.Extremely tangy abyss.What is in my mouth? What is in my bed?Rolling a ball of goo over your keyboard.Finding some good goo and keeping it to yourself.The validity of shipping yourself with things.Merging your cats.Motivated brothers.Waking up at 5:30 to go to the gym.Go-gettitude.Chronotypes.Expressing all the aspirational aspects of yourself.The only person flexing in the mirrors.Why is this young teen here so early?Pretty ripped. (For a child.)Giving up on waking up before dawn and becoming the kind of go-getter who gets later things.Reconstructing dinosaurs based on what people think they should look like.Semi-mythical creatures. (That actually existed.)Microraptors that are slightly melty.65, with Adam Driver.An interesting concept, executed poorly.The Pepsisaur.Adam Driver running away from horny dudes crawling around in mocap suits and the test audiences hate it so they CGI in some horny humanoid dinosaurs.Having kids and patching ET so the government agents don't have guns and then after your kids grow up, patching ET so they have extra guns.Twelve gauge flashlights.Lemmings but with babies.One of each type of eye.Eyes that are so human looking that it kind of fucks you up.A reverse The Fly situation.McPopHouse.The Junta of Tralfaz.Picking up a new key and trying it on every locked door you've ever seen.Pressing insert to empty your sexual tension meter.Back before Microsoft Word owned the .doc extension.A hoary pld PD Turbo 3.0 include file circa 1985.Sentences from shareware documentation that have been in your head for 30 years.BBS Doors.Legend of the Red Dragon.Reprising your role as Olmec.
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