Topic Lords

212. Back In My Day, Kids Actually Crossied The Road


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Lords:

  • Mitch
    • https://janmisali.tumblr.com/
    • https://www.seximal.net/
    • Andrew
      • https://kittenm4ster.neocities.org/
      • Topics:

        • Super Mario Bros. Wonder is the first mainline 2D Mario game since... (how many Super Mario games are there? update)
          • Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XejJ6PzPtEw
          • New survey: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScsj0Yibs4rJjHWjIRVb3wwHsgVS64qYOAoUWqRwrXEfgVeag/viewform
          • Owning the domain emailfordogs.com for some reason
          • When I took my driver's test, a kid ran out onto the road in front of me, I braked, and the proctor made a check mark on his forms.
          • Love in the Age of Google by Brian Bilston
            • https://brianbilston.com/2018/08/
            • The Burrito Run (a form of physical exercise)
            • The WarioWare series has become increasingly story-driven in every game since WarioWare: Snapped! (DSi, 2008)
            • Microtopics:

              • Your names.
              • Jokes that have or have not been done.
              • The real Jim Stormdancer. (On my birth certificate.)
              • A game which has no sequels.
              • Pizza Panda dot Pizza.
              • Cultivating an audience who loves clicking links.
              • A polling feature that is great for polling people.
              • Why not use one thing? Just have one place where you post everything.
              • How to make your audience stop clicking links.
              • 358 games that might or might not be Super Mario games.
              • A game called Super Mario Bros. Something.
              • All the different years there hasn't been a new Super Mario game since.
              • A controversy, but not one people care about.
              • New guy just dropped: guy who gets in arguments about whether New Super Mario Bros. 2 is a mainline Super Mario game.
              • Super Mario Bros. and Friends: When I Grow Up.
              • Super Mario and his friends discussing what career paths they might take.
              • Looking at all these MS-DOS colors.
              • Brian A. Rice, Inc.: it's just a guy!
              • Mario games for MS-DOS.
              • A Mario fan theory that has been disproven extremely recently.
              • Princess Peach and Princess Daisy having a conversation about something other than a man.
              • The description of Daisy in Smash Ultimate trying to come up with convincing reasons why Peach and Daisy are different people.
              • New Super Mario Bros. Mii.
              • Super Mariologists studying Super Mariology.
              • Super Mario Bros. Special.
              • A smeary snapshot of your mind.
              • A Mario game that was extremely expensive to make.
              • Working on a game until it's ready.
              • If you like Mario games, then it's one of them. If you don't then it's not.
              • Super Mario Bros. Tudor.
              • Super Mario Bros. Oneder.
              • Getting email for dogs at emailfordogs.com.
              • A hobby you used to be able to have.
              • Enough people making up fake emails for their dogs that some them send email to your fake dog email domain name.
              • Rip the old spacejam.com.
              • Space Jam: a New Legacy.
              • Reusing apacejam.com to capture all the people clicking on novelty domain names that redirect to spacejam.com.
              • A very small scale conspiracy, between one driver's test examiner and one child.
              • Being too flustered to deliberately fail your test.
              • A checkbox on the DMV test labeled "did not assassinate my arch rival, whom I now owe five dollars."
              • Back in my day kids actually Crossied the Road.
              • A smoke made with the fume of sighs.
              • A poem that scans as a poem.
              • A million monkeys using a million trackers.
              • One extremely busy monkey using a million trackers.
              • A new form of physical exercise.
              • Terraforming the hill to make your exercise routine more effective.
              • Copylefted exercise routines.
              • There are very few perfect things in life but this is the perfect exercise routine.
              • Dogs who are like dogs.
              • Dog theory.
              • What's more habitual than eating lunch?
              • Mathematical proof that all horses are the same color. (Except for the horse of a different color.)
              • Booger joke fart joke silly game.
              • A history of storytelling in the Wario Ware series.
              • Wario's hiring process.
              • A thing that happens after Wario puts a toilet on his head.
              • Why the latest Wario Ware game has microgames in it.
              • The Wario Ware employee who joined the company because he was such a big fan of previous games in the series.
              • Nintendo games that implicitly support unionization and fan-fiction.
              • The man who was too many Marios.
              • Hearing Wario speak in full sentences.
              • A thing that is nothing to write home about but writing home about it anyways.
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