Your Stupid Minds reviewed 2004's Catwoman LIVE on the Exhibit Floor at Comicpalooza on Friday, May 26, 2023! Listen to us leave our respective metaphorical basements for the FIRST TIME to bring the bad movie gospel to the masses!

Patience Phillips (Halle Berry) is a mind-mannered artist and graphic designer at a major cosmetics company. The company has a new product, Beau-line, that reverses aging as long as you keep using it, but makes you hideously scarred like the Heath Ledger Joker if you stop. After being bullied by her boss George Hedare (Lambert Wilson) to deliver her updated ad designs to a spooky tube-laden makeup factory at midnight, she is killed and resurrected by divine CGI cats to become Catwoman!

Catwoman uses her new special powers for good, such as: beating up her neighbors for playing Hoobastank too loud, beating up some jewel thieves to steal the jewels themselves, basketball, and whipping. In her effort to bring her killers to justice, she runs afoul of the real power behind Beau-line, George's wife Laurel (Sharon Stone). Catwoman is framed for murder, but will her new nice cop boyfriend Tom Lone (Benjamin Bratt, playing a lone wolf) believe her? You'll have to listen to find out!