Topic Lords

214. Oh Shit! That Guy's Got Horse Legs!


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  • Daniel
    • https://www.cocoongame.com/
    • https://kbones.itch.io/dorks
    • Alexander
    • Topics:

      • Octopus dreams
      • Perception of memories. Why does actual recency and percieved recency often seem so at odds
      • Hike on 58
      • https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45087/sonnet-18-shall-i-compare-thee-to-a-summers-day
      • World of Warcraft over the years / WoW Hardcore Mode
      • The highest honor you can receive in mathematics is to have your name uncapitalized.
      • Polywater
      • My brain is polluted by trochaic trimeter recognition
      • Microtopics:

        • Preventative care.
        • COVID lucky streaks.
        • Being able to go to the ER.
        • How to spell Cocoon.
        • Moth guys carrying orbs on their backs.
        • Boss battles that you wouldn't expect.
        • Wilford Brimley's agelessness.
        • Octopus nightmares.
        • The octopus equivalent of rapid eye movement.
        • Meeting sapient crows and asking them whether Y or Z should be up.
        • Which memories stick better.
        • Perception of time when you have a routine vs. when you don't.
        • Arranging your life to maximize perceived lifespan.
        • Different ways to have an adventure.
        • Shooby doooby doggie.
        • A sports rule that sounds like a 17776 plot point
        • Why the Bob Emergency is an emergency.
        • The best quarterbacks getting stuck in an endless hike and football ending forever.
        • The one person who hasn't played Frog Fractions but just listens to Topic Lords because they like topics so much.
        • Summer's lease.
        • Reading a poem aloud without knowing what "ow'st" means or how to pronounce it.
        • Words that used to rhyme but don't anymore.
        • Meter recognize meter.
        • Writing all your sonnets during COVID lockdown.
        • A poem about a dude that Shakespeare is not in love with.
        • Woe is me, etc.
        • Piss Jugman vs Piss Jugm'n.
        • Making phonetic reforms that don't take.
        • Smoothing off any rough edges or peculiarities.
        • Permadeath taking inspiration from real life.
        • A fun thing that you wouldn't have expected to see.
        • Enjoying spending time in the world.
        • Hold the W key and cruise through it.
        • The difference between wanting something vs. liking it.
        • Abelian.
        • The opposite of how you would think honor works.
        • Great honors: brands hate them!
        • Whether to capitalize "lynchian," "kafkaesque" or "quixotic"
        • Eternal abstract universal objects.
        • Teaching truck drivers where to put their piss jugs.
        • The highest honor Piss Jugman can receive.
        • The surname Piss.
        • What is the average Piss lifespan?
        • A real life Bobby Tables moment.
        • The Polywater Gap.
        • Water that scientists have sweated in.
        • Buying a can of Soviet Scientist Sweat in a Japanese vending machine.
        • Polyester intoxication.
        • Liquids with a lower freezing temperature than water.
        • The Polywater Doodle.
        • A metabolism described by Richard Feynman.
        • Brain Pollution.
        • The particular better of the first line of Aqualung by Jethro Tull.
        • Singing "parallelipiped" to the tune of Aqualung.
        • Hearing random phrases in your life.
        • Spelling "yogurt" backwards.
        • Trying to understand the New York Times' effect on man.
        • A killer rap album based on alliteration rather than rhyming.
        • Poetry that rhymes on the second to last syllable rather than the last.
        • The baffling cosmology of Butter Dorks.
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