Topic Lords

217. Rotate Your Plate Breakage


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Lords:

  • Maxx
  • Nick
  • Topics:

    • Puzzmo
    • I'm worried about my tableware rotation strategy
    • Ennigaldi-Nanna's museum
      • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ennigaldi-Nanna's_museum
      • It Was A Coffin That Sang, by Olena Davis
        • https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/xBLG36yN.png
        • Microtopics:

          • Instead of giving someone a business card, stamping your information on them so they have to call you before they take a shower.
          • Where's George?
          • George isn't here. George was never here.
          • Canadians looking forward to when they can walk around with King Charles' face in their pocket.
          • Giving the barista a coupla chucks for a cup of coffee.
          • Money with RadarSat on it.
          • inaturalist dot org.
          • Taking a photo of a weird plant with a weird seed pod.
          • The fantasy of collecting information.
          • The game where you try to name every street in San Francisco.
          • Running all the streets in your city over the course of a decade.
          • Games Genie.
          • Lexicographic Ordering and Time Travel.
          • A sanctioned topic. (It's on the list.)
          • Wario Ware presenting you with a full sized crossword and giving you six seconds to solve it.
          • A fun little histogram.
          • Finally implementing the letter T.
          • Doing the crossword on paper and making your daughter enter your answers into the app.
          • Will Shortz coming out of his orb to carry out a hit on a competing puzzle.
          • Fugue Orbs.
          • Comparing the interface design of Connections and Red Herring.
          • Things Relating to Wonder Woman.
          • Extremely well SEO'd pestilences.
          • Arranging your dinner plates in a stack vs. in a queue.
          • Using all your plates evenly so they all break at the same time.
          • Rotating the Stock.
          • The dangers of Low-Sodium Perpetual Stew.
          • Default plates from the food service factory.
          • Airplane boarding algorithms and how to convince everyone in the terminal to follow yours.
          • Plates that are made for using.
          • A whole Jefferson, in your Republic dollars.
          • The urge to queue.
          • Lanesplitting your backpack.
          • History: it's a lot older than we think
          • Ancient cash registers.
          • Pranksters organizing the topic bucket.
          • How many museums deep are we?
          • The human wife.
          • Efficient.. Successful. Human.
          • Top five lists of your life.
          • How small a flavoring agent has to be to be considered a spice.
          • A twelve foot tall statue of either Zeus or Poseidon.
          • Myth- and Nationhood- Making.
          • A museum where you can feel wood cut with various tools.
          • Hearing about a cool metalworking museum but fixating on how the bathroom works.
          • Cool Bathroom Ghost.
          • The toilet commenting on your performance.
          • Piping bookshop noises into your bathroom.
          • Robert Stack's Solved Mysteries.
          • Being sad and trying to have a good sadness.
          • Michael Brough talking about his design process.
          • Fun exercise vs. shitty boring exercise.
          • What to do about the world ending.
          • Driving in circles around the McDonald's drive-thru ordering more and more coffee until they catch on.
          • Telling a joke on Twitter and an archaeologist getting it 1000 years from now.
          • The world's oldest joke.
          • A fart joke from 1900 BCE.
          • Reconstructive historical linguistics.
          • The linguistics of swearing and taboo.
          • Eater of bees.
          • Top five stanzas.
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