“You have to watch it with your ears and listen with your eyes…”

There’s a multitude of reasons why we need time travel technology, but the most pressing one is so we can go back to our high school years and re-discover the NOLA based thrash-groove force of nature known as EXHORDER.

While EXHORDER may be one of the more obscure artists from the thrash metal heyday of the late 80’s and early 90’s, they are undoubtedly one of the most criminally underrated bands of the genre, fortified with an arsenal of precision riffing, breakneck speed, and sheer instrumental mastery that only “the best of the best” old school thrash bands possessed. 

Go ahead and get yourself a big ole bottle of “bacon soda” and be advised how to bypass the nonsense and “get straight to the meat” as you find out which podcast has cracked the Top 100 and understand why “the Gadsden flag dude” stationed near the Bunkerpoon has given us hope for the future. Prepare to discover “the tastiest wax” ever to bless Halloween candy, try not to listen to The Triangle, and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL (then and now) with EXHORDER.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “Once again…” #soberoctober / #podcastratings according to #GoodPods #Top100 #TopOneHundred #MusicHistoryPodcasts / “Guess who was 86?” / #MetalNerderyPodcast / “Maybe not…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH 100% ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / “Probably the last version…still not drinkin’…” / ***If you wanna SKIP to #themeatoftheepisode you can check out the #shownotes and click the timestamp to move past the intro stuff…wherever you get your podcasts*** / “If you wanna skip past all the fun…” / metalnerdery.com / #Cletesius (“That’s his sister’s name, dude…”) / “Does it not feel like October has been LONG as fuck!?”/ #horrormovieASMR (Some classics and some newer ones…) / “Because it’s Humpday…” / “I feel dirty now…” / “Yeah, but see I didn’t know her then…” / The struggle of having friends with growed up daughters / “Does having children give you hope for the future?” / #BidenWorldSucks #GadsdenFlagDude at #BunkerpoonIndustrialBlvd / “He’s not in jail…”/ “That’s the tastiest wax I’ve ever eaten…” / #starburstASMR / More horror movie reflections… / #horror #whore (and #whorer) / #amateurmisogynist / “It’s stupid, but it’s fun…” / “No foreplay…” / “Lookin’ at you, #Hollywood…”/ “Did you just plop down…right in the middle?” / #boobsandass / “That hat should be filled with #relaxers…”/ A reference to #EvilDead and #KingDiamond / “The closest you got was #InTheMouthOfMadness …and maybe #ReAnimator…”/ #GoblinCockMedley / Various #revenuesbyindustry / “If there’s a #faktczech then it’s real…” 

(15:32): If you’d like to email us you can do so at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials #YouBoobs #InstaTits #FaceFuck (or on #YouTube #Instagram #Facebook) / #Dethklok and #Metalocalypse / #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / Field update from #TheDarius and a huge recommendation regarding the #WarCurse #brandspankingnew album #Confession / “That’s a #sativa…he’s the sativa and #ThePost is the #indica…” / #onemorevoicemail #newcaller #BobFromOhio and a #bandnameidea / “It’s like #poopmucus …but for babies…” / #TopSecret #TheTriangleUnredacted (“You have to watch it with your ears and listen with your eyes…”) / “Try not to listen to #TheTriangle…”/ #booksontape and a recent episode of #TheNumberOnePodcast regarding #LaurelCanyon (Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon) #conspiracytheoryASMR (“His father was the captain of the ship…”) / “That is where they make #TonkaTrucks …” / #thelist / “These are just the musicians…wait until he gets into the actors…” / #thetwentysevenclub (Drugs & suicide vs #vaccinesideeffects) / “You’re doing the same thing that the Left did…” / #notreally / “We’ll put the hookers back in…we’ll add ‘em in post.”

(27:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS:  EXHORDER / #Pantera vs #Exhorder (constant comparisons between the two bands) / “Not an ex-hoarder…” / “It’s like #horror vs #whorer …” / #DMTASMR #BunkerpoonCircle / “On a scale of 1 to 10…” / Hailing from #NewOrleans (or #NOLA for the layperson…) / #ruboff / #baconsoda / #tobefair (“You said ‘readin’ a few minutes ago…”) / This will be #educational and #instructional for all of us / “Pantera minus the good songs…damn!” / Slaughter In The Vatican (1990) #debutalbum (“People would have taken him more seriously…”) / #FryToTheAngels (“This is what happens when we’re sober…”) / #loadsofcokelines #killeropener DEATH IN VAIN #longsoftintro (“That’s #oldschool right there…”) #letsgo / Reflecting back on #Nihilist / “I want a #timemachine man…” / DESECRATOR (“I feel like I’m back in high school…”) / #SlayerMeetsPantera / “That’s 1990 all day right there…” / #awwwmannn / “There’s a little bit of a similarity there…” / #ExciterMoment EXHORDER #markthetime (“Reminds me of #SacredReich a little bit, vocally…”) #badass / ANAL LUST #readthoselyrics (“I love fuckin’ #thrashmetal”) / “That’s total high school boner…” / #selfreleased and then #rereleased

(42:56): The Law (1992) / “I guess Metallica doesn’t own the rights to THAT song name…” / SOUL SEARCH ME #scoopedguitars #moregroovy (“I kinda wanna hear a #guitarsolo somewhere…”) / “WHOA! Left turn…” / “It’s almost #doomy…” / #TypeOThrash / I AM THE CROSS #MCTentacleChoice #TestamentVibes #riffsgalore (“That’s so chunky, crispy thin…”) / #guitarsoloASMR / “I guarantee you there’s a distortion pedal in there somewhere…and a graphic EQ pedal with a giant V…” (#notavagina #metalpedal) / INTO THE VOID (Yes, THAT one!) / “You’re getting better…your #DJT is gettin’ better, bro…”/ “That tone works for this one…” / “It’s very, very similar…(re: Phil’s voice)” / “It sounds more like Cowboys era Phil…” / The biggest differences between Exhorder & Pantera / The theory about #Canadia (which is right next to #Snowdonia) / #titfucker / “You can’t really do it with A’s…C’s are better…” / #cupsizes

(55:55): Mourn The Southern Skies (2019) / “If your roster includes ANYBODY from #Forbidden then it’s high quality…” / #killeropener #allthecokelines MY TIME (“That’s how a guitar should sound!”) #ExodusVibes (“Pulsating dicks?”) / “That just made it’s way onto my playlist…” / BEWARE THE WOLF (“I definitely hear the #MunicipalWaste #Exodus parallel…”) / “Those riffs are sick!”/ “I have hope for the future now…”/ MOURN THE SOUTHERN SKIES (killer guitar work!) #balls (“I like that!”)/ Very doomy groove/ NOTE:  It did not speed up…and ultimately, we’re totally fine with that. / #heavybluesgroovedoom / “That was fun!” / “Motion detected at your backdoor…” / Go to exhorder.com for merch and tour info / #MexicoMetalFest (“That’s not racist, is it?”) / #oldschoolbone #thrashsodes (“We’ve gotta do more thrash shows, fellas.”) / “You can’t see it, but my brain’s got boners everywhere…” / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** #untilthenext / Thanks to Bob, our newest caller! / ***YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE BUNKERPOON AND SHOWNOTES AND WHATNOT AT www.metalnerdery.com ***/ ***COME ON DOWN TO THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #GoblinCockMedleyReprise