JayJennihttps://youtube.com/@kiwami-japan?si=z03WRlRnur883JkNThe dying art of learning a skill on a message board, such as pixel art or having long hairThe Baldur's Gate 3 butthole charthttps://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/16dlml1/behold_the_chart_ever_made/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8Is giving people ideas helpful?https://itch.io/jam/picostevemoJames asks "Why is configuring the thing more enjoyable than using the thing?"I read one time that the way you know if you live urbanly or rurally is if you live in the city you know a place and if you live in the country you have a guyThree people with social anxiety.Your left ear not working at the post office.80 people in a post office screaming at each other.Keeping your broken item and just buying another because you don't want to go to the post office.Naming your band after a way to transmit audio.I'm good that they're exist.Getting your New Year's Resolution off of the Mastodon Tooter.Finding a kid at Applebee's to sit next to.Forming a seal on your face when there's hair.A hip burger or hot dog joint hanging a sign saying "Take it to Squirts-Town" over their condiment counter.An app to track how much emotional load you've dumped on each friend recently.Preparing to hold space for your feelings.Going outside and banging on pots and pans at midnight.Getting really into Casey Kasem's Rockin' New Year.Getting twelve grapes and trying to eat a grape on every bong of the clock.How far apart are the bongs?Whack it for a huge dong!The second message board you signed up for. (After The Sims.)Entirely abandoning the idea of drawing with your hands.The Three Tile Rule.New Year, New Wife!Being approached in a Trader Joe's by a guy who runs a message board for men with long hair.How to find people to follow on Cohost.Searching for a technical issue on the internet and finding a post on a message board asking your question and the answer is to "google it."Message boards about tying knots.A ghost giving you a hug.Shadebobs and searching on Youtube for shadebobs.Shadebob Squarepixels.Turn-based speed runs.Oxygenarian runs.Starting with meat. Ending with meat.Whether it's okay to do a Butthole Chart for people who are still alive.The Shade of the Butthole.Special people with hairy buttholes.When God asks you to bring him 50 buttholes, what body parts he'll accept as the butthole.Butthole purism.Personality traits that correspond with butthole traits in popular culture.What to do if you don't like the shade or the smell of your butthole.Going on T because you want a hairier butthole.Whether billionaires are real people.The Butthole of Dorian Gray.Hiring a person to take care of your butthole situation.Making eye contact with the guy who cleans Jeff Bezos's butthole but you can't stop and help, you have to catch your train.PiCoSteveMo outcomes.Self-driving taxis paving the entire planet.Suggesting ideas as a way to make sure nobody will implement those ideas.Receiving a new CD for Christmas in the post-Napster era.What we can still use as stocking stuffers now that CDs and DVDs don't make sense any more.Your life partner going through a Brandon Sanderson phase and giving you a huge Brandon Sanderson book to read.What you call the plug that goes into a plug.Getting paid to learn to solder.Deliberately introducing mpeg artifacts into a video stream.How to troubleshoot a motherboard now that they don't beep any more.How many Intels they're up to now.A memory of fun that you can't go back to.Awful Fantasy.Putting a foul-mouthed rom hack on your SNES Classic and then forgetting that happened when you give it away to your friends' kids.Imagining how great a product is going to be while you're buying the product.Asking for a toy for Christmas even though you know you'll never make time for it.Going to a friend's house and seeing a bajillion guitar pedals that you can't afford.Giving your guitar pedals away to someone who'll actually use them rather than just reselling them.Hanging out with the kind of person who's playing Rock Band in 2023.The only generation that learned how to use computers.Worrying that the five year old computer geniuses are going to hack your foot so you can't walk.Living in New Holstein Wisconsin and needing psychic healing.Living in the city and having a place you go to for hot dogs vs. living in the country and having a guy you call for hot dogs and he comes to your house with a suitcase full of hot dogs and a USB-C grill.Moving to the country so you can hang out of the hot dog guy.A place that's not even really a place because you can't catch Pokemon there.Two Guys and a Place.Bringing independent gas stations their coffee.Yacht Man Cologne.Stuff You're Not Allowed To Eat dot com.Arguing with GPT-4 until it agrees that your Garfield dating sim idea is ethical.Putting on your face shoes.This Is Cake Bread!Tholen vs. Tholen.
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