It's Friday night, and the vibes are... coconut vape and gray-beard existentialism. Daniel kicks things off by revealing that his barber thinks he looks like Eric Dane — who, as it turns out, just died. So that's where we're at. Adam's puffing on something tropical, Larry Vader has apparently built an entire software ecosystem with a coding agent, and Daniel is quietly thrilled that his entire after-show pipeline is now automated. The boys are back, and the show hasn't even started yet.Once things get rolling, Adam treats us to an epic Wendy's drive-thru saga that involves a ten-hour round trip, a permanently closed location, a drive-thru lane with curbs that trap you like a DMV waiting room, a five-to-ten-minute wait per car because they're gaming their own performance metrics, and — the cherry on top — the wrong burger. Meanwhile, Daniel spirals into a passionate defense of the Wendy's Super Bar and its dubious "7,000 combinations" claim. Then things get real: Anthropic's new Fable 5 model dropped and got yanked almost immediately after Amazon — yes, that Amazon, the one invested in Anthropic — flagged a so-called jailbreak to the government. Spotify has silently yanked five episodes over copyright claims on the birthday segment's music, and the boys brainstorm solutions ranging from moving birthdays to the after show, to three facts instead of songs, to Daniel's personal assistant Sebastian's inspired suggestion: just play the songs on a kazoo. Speaking of which, we hear voicemails from Phoenix Dave (reporting James Burrows' death) and Gary in Portland (celebrating his 79th birthday), Tony from Illinois sends Disney trivia PDFs, and Adam has FEELINGS about Big Fatty's passive-aggressive podcast-guilt-tripping of shows that have gone quiet. Oh, and there's a whole segment about Joe Batance sending the most incomprehensible text message in podcasting history — something about Bluetooth channels and a mixer, delivered via voice-to-text while driving, that no human could possibly decode.The news game delivers (Daniel aces it, natch), the bonus round from Michael's trivia brings the goods, and the show wraps with Adam and Daniel teasing a show idea that neither of them actually has. Same time next week, kids. Same time next week.Email: [email protected]/SMS: 707-613-3284