JenniXalavierHow do centaur internal organs workWhat is the most unlikely horror franchise to adapt to games?Do boomerangs work?Serious KAAAND!https://www.reddit.com/r/TopicLords/comments/1b3j3nu/serious_kaaand/Most game mascots are the sexual avatars of their creatorsThe Ted Dabney ExperienceRusty Lake.An intriguing, terrifying morsel.Whether it's okay to lie on this show.Life Eater.The horror fantasy kidnapping sim space.Shippers shipping games.How do we ship this game without destroying people?All of the horse except for the head and neck.Cosmetic centaur organs.Introducing yourself to the inside of a centaur and it's extremely squishy in there.A single multifunctional cube that births a centaur and that's the original Xbox startup video.Speaking a language that doesn't exist and every time you finish a sentence you hear church bells.Would a defective centaur wear a hat like this or like this?Centaurs always standing at their standing desks.A centaur wearing a horse mask.Playing Wii Golf with someone who remains sitting the entire time.Getting off the Power Pad to long jump.Sitting golf.My Dinner with Andre the Giant.The monster mash vs. monster bash.Adapting the Ghostbusters theme song to other media.Playing as the car and running people over.Jail for cars.Jelly beans that taste bad on purpose.80s films for children that are meant to turn them into weird bisexuals when they grow up.Jeff Minter's Dune.Barbarella the video game.More things you can do with your Rock Band instruments.Sticking even more games inside of Fortnite.The lemur with the really big eyes.Microorganisms that live in water and have the end of a comedy roast bone for a head.Venomousness of hybrid mammals.Grabbing your stress ball after learning that the duck billed platypus uses electroreception to track their prey, Xalavier Nelson, Jr.Platypus patch notes.Adding expansions to Classic World of Warcraft.Gauging the temperature of the room when it comes to boomerangs.Throwing a washing machine in a circle.How you feel when the boomerang doesn't come back.Objects that you see on TV.Boomerangs that instant of being carved to return when you throw them, are carved to say "help, I'm trapped in a boomerang factory" in an Australian accent when the wind whistles through it.A boomerang with a heart on it that you throw to find true love.Boomerangs vs. Gen-Xerangs.Getting lazy by the time you sharpen the 7th blade on your boomerang.Disrupting marshmallows by making them kinda good.Hiring a game studio to make a satisfying sequel to Katamari Damacy and then immediately suing them for fraud because making a satisfying sequel to Katamari Damacy is impossible.Getting Australian concussions all weekend.Naming your facial hair "are you ready for the next topics"Hi guys call anyone knows how to buy guns and armor India?Crossposting between r/TopicLords to r/IndianTeenagers.Weeding out the cowards with Gregorian Chant.Looking at Glover and immediately understanding his salient sexual verbs.The distinction between mascot and main character.Your Sonics, your Gexes and your Crashes Bandicoot.Switching places with your therapist.Non-saucy mascots.Having to pick between being horny and being a sociopath because you can't be both.Glover vs. Hamburger Helper vs. Thing.Opening yourself to a deeper Freudian zeitgeist.The mascot platformer you keep seeing roms of but have never downloaded.Blinx 2: Masters of Time and Space.Blinx dressing up as the lead singer of Power Man 5000.Exactly the sort of podcast segment you want to commit to sight unseen.Being willing to give up 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand to make a friend happy.How much do you want that Golden Microphone?The crucible of the soul you go through to record a podcast.People in the future deciding what you would have made a podcast about if you were still alive and making that podcast.The Xalavier Nelson, Jr. Experience.The dream list of developers you ask to help finish your game in your will.Locking Albert Einsten and Genghis Khan in a haunted house and they vote each other off the show back and forth forever.A deeply safe field for job hunting.The Ted Dabney Experience of finding out that Ted Dabney died twelve years ago.Mrs. Columbo.A movie named "This Movie Has Marky Mark In It."A game called Beyonce Battle Royale that doesn't have Beyonce in it and it's not a battle royale. (It's a clicker.)Beyonce: Oops All Mudkips.
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