This week, we get a peek a man who always had it made. His family had money, he was a great athlete, even had great grades, played for the Dallas Cowboys & and married a movie star. According to him, this made him unhappy. The problem is in how he chooses to express his sadness. It's a very strange way, indeed, and it involves him, not having pants on, around people he should certainly have pants on when he's around. This is one for the ages, everybody!

Be an All-American football player & class valedictorian, Mary a beautiful movie star, then expose yourself at a playground with Lance Rentzel!!

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