Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly moc

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How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 197 episodes available.

Can You Don't? episodes:

March 18, 2026 Can You Don't? | Daddy Bath. Camel Lips. Celibate. Weather Apps.
I didn't think I could ever give botox or implants to a camel... until I learned it could be worth MILLIONS OF DOLLARS?! Let's talk about that, yanking ponytails for funzzies, waiting your whole life for some free oysters with your dad, are weather apps getting paid to put up questionable forecasts, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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1h 21min
March 11, 2026 Can You Don't? | Tap Shoes. Chemo Cake. Mop Water. Dog Frog.
Quick question for the ladies. Would you bang Mr. Clean? Yes, the cleaning company mascot. Let's talk about that, Bryan rewriting his entire would you rather on the fly, how does one go about getting their dog to stop licking frogs in the yard, another big life change to update everyone on, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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1h 26min
March 04, 2026 Can You Don't? | Press 2. Seagull. Concussion. Nice Lady.
You all know that Bryan went to Mexico for his annual family vacation... but did you know he was in the exact location that all that shit went down with the cartel and he was stuck there for an additional week?! Let's talk about that, why drinking cleaning supplies is never a good idea, the only time that knowing how to give CPR to a seagull was helpful, how much should a happy-ending cost, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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1h 19min
February 25, 2026 Can You Don't? | Moon Vacation. Sleeping Calf. Object. Munition.
Although not legal in the slightest, breaking into your place of employment after hours to make and sell pizza for a little extra coin isn't a completely terrible idea. Let's talk about that, why are so many people shoving old munition up their b-holes, how many household items are there on the planet, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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1h 11min
February 18, 2026 Can You Don't? | Breakfast Blackout. Gooning. Sexy Birds. Gameboy Color.
Do you know what gooning is? Yeah you do... you little slut. *bites lip* Let's talk about that, how sexy birds can be with a human ass, another murderous elephant rampage, soliciting a prostitute while driving a school bus, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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1h 20min
February 11, 2026 Can You Don't? | Ankle Monitor. Lactic Acid. Manatee. Get Bent.
Can you even imagine how good it would feel to get released from a prison, get your shit together, then end up BUYING THE SAME PRISON YOU WERE KEPT IN?! Let's talk about that, trying to fool the cops by putting your ankle monitor on your dog, why do all women leave giant balls of hair in the shower, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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1h 33min
February 04, 2026 Can You Don't? | Watermelon. Barefoot. Puke Purse. Itchy Cow.
Have you ever been in a situation that required you to tackle an old man in order to retrieve a license plate to avoid going to jail? Us either. Let's talk about that, government drones spying on Bryan, how heavy is a standard watermelon, how accidentally killing a puppy resulted in somehow feeling ok about making your dad cry, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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1h 19min
January 28, 2026 Can You Don't? | Body Box. Snoring. Backwards Satan. Jiggle Fest.
Have you ever wondered what a snoring hummingbird sounds like? No? Well, I bet you are now! Let's talk about that, how common actually still being alive is when doctors go to harvest your parts, some wild music conspiracies that have made their way to Uncle Zaq's lap, bailing out on the stripclub because you decided to go to an adult porn store beforehand, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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1h 31min
January 21, 2026 Can You Don't? | Leaf Rewards. Pants Button. S'more. Old Spruce.
*Jason (495651) in prison, we read your letter!*
Why does every piece of tech these days feel like they NEED to have some sort of reward system?! Let's talk about that, looking forward to going on vacation so much that you ignore the fact your wife just died, trying to bite your way through a tree trunk, stuffing marbles up your dick hole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/-iKFBZ0_lgU

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Can You Don't?
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1h 25min
January 14, 2026 Can You Don't? | Witness Birth. Frog Cop. Wax Joint. Infected Spots.
Call us old fashioned, but the words "good father" don't usually belong in the same sentence as "threw an infant across the room into the bed frame." Let's talk about that, when a change in plans goes from thinking you're about to do something awesome to re-painting your house, wiping up tears using a foil hotdog wrapper, losing your virginity with the help of a wax joint, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/3v6bH7xgmsM

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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...more
1h 22min

FAQs about Can You Don't?:

How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 197 episodes available.

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