Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly moc

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How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 175 episodes available.

Can You Don't? episodes:

October 15, 2025 Can You Don't? | Unwrapping. Swan Warden. Worm Charming. Joey Hogbone.
How much weight do you think the position of "Volunteer Swan Warden" holds on a resume? Let's talk about that, trying to go about your everyday life knowing exactly how you were going to die, a brand new most annoying thing to do in public, pretending you're trapped in an active shooter situation in order to make new friends, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/v391CZV0fJs

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1h 20min
October 08, 2025 Can You Don't? | Fake Name. Begging. Lefty Loosey. Sperm Racing.
Nothing really brings the boys together like wearing racing jackets, being obnoxiously loud, and cheering on your sperm as it races against your buddy's sperm on a tiny sperm racetrack. Let's talk about that, your stance on giving kisses after someone goes down on you, having an absolute meltdown in front of the police after giving them a fake name, the best place to crash your car if you're having a heart attack, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/fGY3bwW-7h0

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
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PO Box 1062
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1h 29min
October 01, 2025 Can You Don't? | Crying in Bed. Wallet Drugs. Cow. Heart Attack.
If aliens offering immortality landed on Earth tomorrow and were willing to take you on a tour of the entire universe BUT you could never return to Earth... would you go? Let's talk about that, why the heck Bryan was crying in bed like a giant man-baby, another doctor doing more shady shit while he shouldn't be, the amazing world of counterintuitive but true facts, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/H5UbVXbsPJ8

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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Hugs and Tugs.
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1h 39min
September 24, 2025 Can You Don't? | Inside Out. Goose Men. Traffic. Airplane Pasta.
Joe might run for Mayor. And his entire platform will be built around upgrading ONE GODDAMN THING THAT HAS BEEN LEFT BEHIND SINCE 1995! Let's talk about that, what it would be like living with 20 tiny men, can the washer/dryer actually turn your clothes inside out, winning a sweepstakes promising 'money for life' but having that company go bankrupt, strangers using a trampoline to save your family from a house fire, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/qrpQOtGKY70

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
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1h 38min
September 17, 2025 Can You Don't? | Role-play. Mac Salad. Flare Gun. Ticket.
How are serving sizes set? BECAUSE NO PERSON ON PLANET EARTH WOULD CALL THAT AMOUNT AN ACTUAL SERVING! Let's talk about that, taking the wrong kid home from daycare, getting shot in the face with a flare gun by your elderly neighbor, getting a seatbelt ticket after breaking nearly every bone in your body, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/_rfYmAZNShE

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Can You Don't?
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1h 24min
September 10, 2025 Can You Don't? | Survey. Astronaut. Excel. Disabilities.
We've never had sex with a hamburger... but maybe we will after today's episode. Let's talk about that, the worst advice from an implied expert in his field, spraying disabled kids with your sprinkler system while they load and unload the school bus, wearing the perfect pajamas to fight crime, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/KGlcOzKXoaU

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
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1h 30min
September 03, 2025 Can You Don't? | Brain Box. Speedo. Flamboyant. Flip an Egg.
Bryan is so close to shoving something in his butthole. Let's talk about that, the embarrassment of getting stuck in a tube slide as a grown-ass man, why can't we put whatever little pictures we want on our license plates, messing everything up when you're only just trying to help, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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1h 32min
August 27, 2025 Can You Don't? | Terrified. Canadian Elk. Random. Pizza?
I think we all know that feeling when you just NEED to have a drink... but I'm not sure if stopping for beer while on your way to the hospital with your wife after you just shot her is ever a good time for a drink. Let's talk about that, why is Canada so amazing, selling seats at your wedding to help cover the cost, forgetting where you parked your airplane, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/dct-S7j_dM0

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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...more
1h 31min
August 20, 2025 Can You Don't? | Baywatch Boobs. Oven Door. Chiropractic. Nipper.
The future of relationships is going to be a little nutty. Imagine being with someone who only caters to your wants, needs, and world view... it's going to be hard to stay with a real person who challenges you when AI will just praise you and make you cum. Let's talk about that, why we all collectively do things we know are bad for us, how sexualized TV shows were in the 90's, streaming porn for an entire education board meeting to see, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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1h 27min
August 13, 2025 Can You Don't? | Gerbil Cannon. Napkin Chair. Gold. T-bone Steak.
Imagine all the things you purchase while out and about in your neck of the woods. Now imagine if the only way to purchase those things required you winning them via a claw machine. Let's talk about that, eating the perfect butt biscuit at a 5-star restaurant, catapulting your old pet horse over a zoo fence, how insane rich people's dinner etiquette actually is, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/2nzRw7GvyWg

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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...more
1h 34min

FAQs about Can You Don't?:

How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 175 episodes available.

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