Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly moc

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How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 150 episodes available.

Can You Don't? episodes:

April 23, 2025 Can You Don't? | Meth. Slug Shoes. Bad Girlfriend. Fabric Seats.
Is there anything more romantic than having some sloppy anal sex next a pile of used heroine needles? Let's talk about that, how fun it would be to be buried alive, using a dead mouse to stop a co-worker from stealing your frozen burritos, doing lots of a little things to get revenge when you're upset with your partner, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/r52n177zr-4

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1h 40min
April 16, 2025 Can You Don't? | Fitted Sheet. Powerful. Wifi. Morally Gray.
A lot of our lives depend on having an internet connection, but have you ever tried to kill your mom because the Wifi got turned off? Let's talk about that, sharing dick tattoos with your coworkers, how does laundry detergent continue to get more powerful, having to address shady conversations you hear in public, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

And a message from your sponsor of today's show... Casserole says thank you lovies, for supporting your Daddies and uncle Zaq.

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/6FyoyR_cjGA

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

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Fan Mail:
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PO Box 1062
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1h 44min
April 09, 2025 Can You Don't? | Flaming Ship. Viagra. Sneeze. Truck Nuts.
Everyone likes to have their ear nibbled on a little bit during sexy time. It feels pretty dang nice. But what if we added a harmonica to the mix? Let's talk about that, a prankster that doesn't quite understand the limits of a prank, running against your sibling in a political race, trying to talk a stranger into letting their child tickle your feet, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/lzGxDTQ71dA

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 31min
April 02, 2025 Can You Don't? | Terminated. Water Fountain. Next. Hairy Shoes.
If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avoid them because... you know... that could get very awkward? Let's talk about that, Bryan getting flipped off everywhere he goes, what some evil piece of shit did in an Orlando airport, why can't anyone figure out to effectively talk about their plans 'next weekend', and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/hAp6mLVHgK4

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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Hugs and Tugs.
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1h 24min
March 26, 2025 Can You Don't? | Seat Settings. Rope Swing. Toes. Shingles.
If you had to take a blind guess, how much do you think someone could sell a couple severed, dog-vomit covered human toes for on the black market? Never thought that would be a question we would ask ahead of today's episode. Let's talk about that, what Joe is really thinking about when riding in the car, probably the most messed up use for AI thus far, what's ok to adjust when borrowing someone's vehicle, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/aeApjJ_JDNw

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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1h 24min
March 19, 2025 Can You Don't? | Oysters. High Knees. Bland. Goblin Crawl.
When you think of having the ideal birthday, I bet you picture that day involving cleaning up someone else's poop all day long, right? Perfect. Let's talk about that, hiding milk in your school's ceiling tiles, dirty talking during sex about mashed potatoes, where the f***k did the Moses Lake fountain go, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube:

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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Hugs and Tugs.
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...more
1h 22min
March 12, 2025 Can You Don't? | Meatus Hole. Giant Cube. Cotton. Emergency Donuts.
Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit card to buy said winning lottery ticket, an insane giant mega-cube that houses over 400,000 people, how Bryan actually pissed the bed, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/kNSH0lDSNFY

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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Hugs and Tugs.
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...more
1h 20min
March 05, 2025 Can You Don't? | Noodle Bounty. Phobias. Thirteen. Sex Spells.
Did you know that for just a few hundred dollars, you can have a stranger on Etsy do a magic spell that will make your penis bigger or have the person of your choosing act like a sissy little cum slut? Let's talk about that, going to jail for your birthday, all the different phobias that people have, the best baby name to ever exist, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/8dwvbzG_8Ic

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]

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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 46min
February 26, 2025 Can You Don't? | 5 Yards. Garage. Star. HJ Potato.
We're not sure who needs to hear this but... if you're looking to blast a bunch of meth over a wall and into a prison, using a high-powered, air cannon isn't going to be the quietest option available. Let's talk about that, an elderly neighbor planning on throwing a Goddamn rager, how much is light is too much light in your garage, discovering that mummy bodies actually smell "pretty good" after all, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/N2t_e-gSUDU

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]

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YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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...more
1h 26min
February 19, 2025 Can You Don't? | Double Yellow. Fleece Blanket. Sticker. Crematorium.
Picture yourself out on a nice date at a local watering hole with that special someone. However, this particular bar is located on death row so everyone has to overlook the executions. Yikes. Let's talk about that, a couple's dispute about aggressive road rage, a completely tone-deaf commercial about helping homeless children, an insurance company getting double screwed by screwing over a college kid, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/4yE053iDyi8

Send in segment content: [email protected]
Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
Merch Inquires: [email protected]

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IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast
YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt

Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen

Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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...more
1h 30min

FAQs about Can You Don't?:

How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 150 episodes available.

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