Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly moc

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How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 165 episodes available.

Can You Don't? episodes:

August 06, 2025 Can You Don't? | Hockey Stick. Soap Bar. Dinner. Lalalalala.
Planet Fitness may not be the last place you'd expect to see a naked man running around in the ceiling, but it's probably pretty damn close. Let's talk about that, being high as f-word on weed gummies all the time, a never ending debate about snapping a hockey stick over your knee, some insane war stories, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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1h 23min
July 30, 2025 Can You Don't? | Putin. Music Bingo. Nest. Pencil Party.
We're not doctors by any means, but something tells us that muting a patient's vital signs because the beeping is interrupting your game of music bingo isn't a good idea. Let's talk about that, arresting a man in a wheelchair for kicking a door down, watching a girl rub herself while she's rubbing your poop all over her body, having sex with Putin, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/L52enIo1pls

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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1h 29min
July 23, 2025 Can You Don't? | Stick Butt. Glass Shard. Centaur. Fun House.
Fashion is a funny thing. And chimps are taking it to a whole new level! Let's talk about that, adding lead-based paint to school lunches for some reason and getting hundreds of kids sick, an AI band that is doing better than probably 99.9% of real people bands out there, Joe almost getting blasted by a rogue shard of glass at the dump, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Xa6PNK07SM0

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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Hugs and Tugs.
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1h 30min
July 16, 2025 Can You Don't? | Lazy Susan. Medication. Bladder. Kit Kat.
Is it just a 90's kid thing or is something wrong with us? But every time we imagine something spinning we can't help but think about the Goddamn Gravitron! Let's talk about that, an awkward time to be informed that big Kit Kats are back in stock, why do pharmacies always seem like such a pain in the ass, a flight getting grounded over a stupid text message, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/tZOs9Y0lON8

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
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1h 30min
July 09, 2025 Can You Don't? | Tin Cans. Garbage Man. Etiquette. Nude Beach.
We all know the ol' tin can and string telephone trick, yeah? What if that was your only form of communication regardless of the distance? Let's talk about that, jumping off a cruise ship to save your daughter, parents asking you to do shit at the worst possible times, luring a bank robber out of hiding by dangling soda from a drone, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/KTVcbp8Dy78

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1h 28min
July 02, 2025 Can You Don't? | Penis Fingers. Boomerang. Lid. Robot Boxing.
Sometimes someone's name just fits who they are and what they do, right? So when you find out what Patches Magickbeans did... you'll have that same "that checks out" type of feeling. Let's talk about that, having a giant lid stuck around your neck for two years, if a boomerang doesn't come back is it still a boomerang, jerking off your fingers just enough to complete a given task, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/VRoCrlTTpsI

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
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1h 45min
June 25, 2025 Can You Don't? | Snort. Sketch Artist. Gerty. Male Escort.
When you think of jobs Bryan could possibly have in this world... would you ever imagine courtroom sketch artist?! BECAUSE IT F**KING HAPPENED. Let's talk about that, snorting liquid poop off your mom's finest china, the worst blowup doll for your dog, your grandma giving her entire estate to a male escort, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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1h 36min
June 18, 2025 Can You Don't? | Counterfeit. Costco. Floppy. Gaping Goose.
Did you know that there's a bunch of people out there showing up to airports thinking their Costco card is an acceptable form of ID? That's silly. Let's talk about that, taking a trip to the Gaping Goose, finding a briefcase full of cash with a severed finger inside it, Bryan having no clue how the show works 157 episodes in, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/jDp4PPkNFuk

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Hugs and Tugs.
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1h 30min
June 11, 2025 Can You Don't? | Fake Job. Golden Ticket. Suffered Walrus. The Letter B.
Half marathon? Hard. Full marathon? Very Hard. Ultra Marathon? Insanely hard. Ultra marathon while breastfeeding a baby and still managing to win your division? WHAT IN THE F**K?!?! Let's talk about that, IOU a rimjob Willy Wonks candy bars, accidentally spilling 70,000 lbs of bees on the highway, Joe smashing his head into the ceiling in an airplane bathroom, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
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1h 36min
June 04, 2025 Can You Don't? | Turd Throw. Shoey. Popeye’s. News Baby.
AHHHHHH!!! THREE YEARS ALREADY?! You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for all the support over the last few years. Hopefully you enjoy this FLONG'ED out episode to celebrate three years of utter nonsense we like to call Can You Don't?! HUGS AND TUGS.

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/fspSPAIcWuU

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Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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...more
2h 12min

FAQs about Can You Don't?:

How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 165 episodes available.

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