Can You Don't?

Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan AlbrandtComedyArtsImprov
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Can You Don't? episodes

  • Can You Don't? | Nip Nuts. Koi Fish. Parking Lot. DNA.

    We have all masturbated using a fish... but getting caught while doing it is super embarrassing. Right? RIGHT?! Let's talk about that, testicles being located somewhere else on your body, fart rules inside a relationship, firefighters mowing someone's lawn because he couldn't finish the job, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


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    1 hr 26 min
  • Can You Don't? | Payment Plan. Van Pee. Rock. Plastic Sword.

    What's the worst thing that could happen from stealing your friend's sister's underwear when you were 12 years old and then blaming it on a different friend? Welp... you're about to find out. Let's talk about that, falling out the back of a moving van while trying to take a piss, beating up a disabled kid with your favorite new toy, the latest household device that now involves AI, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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    1 hr 37 min
  • Can You Don't? | Finger Skin. Sippy Cup. Megalodon. Pantera.

    We all have our own opinions about the pumpkin spice craze, but walking around the store and yelling about it isn't the proper way to express it. Let's talk about that, some more cute animals that have a spinal deformity like Jimothy, accidentally reading an AI prompt while giving a government speech, foreskin on all your fingers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/AuWmQR20aVs


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    1 hr 30 min
  • Can You Don't? | Oil Change. Thailand. Tree Trimmer. Secret Video.

    How backwards do things have to be in this world for you to catch your wife cheating... but you're the one that ends up going to jail? Let's talk about that, answering a WYR that makes everyone uncomfortable, accidentally smashing your co-worker's head because you're making shadow puppets, why do oil change places show you everything they are doing, and more on today's episode of Can you Don't?!


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    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


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    1 hr 33 min
  • Can You Don't? | Light Pole. Mount Fuji. Lisp. 29 Toes.

    If you have kids, or have spent time around someone else's children for any amount of time, it's no secret that they can SUPER SUCK when they are little... which is why a story on today's show about a dad leaving his son behind on Mt. Fuiji actually makes sense. GET UP, NERD! Let's talk about that, getting in real trouble for destroying a fake camera, accidentally punting your toilet paper holder into the wall, dirty talkin' with Mike Tyson, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


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    1 hr 18 min
  • Can You Don't? | Sharpened Teeth. Dark Poop. Drowning. Gold Bars.

    No one cares. Hugs and tugs.

    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


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    1 hr 28 min
  • Can You Don't? | Hermaphrodite. Sheetmetal. Sally. Wait.

    Welp... looks like the yearly "Joe almost died" trend continues! He learned why it's never a good idea to wear sandals while doing roof work. Idiot. Let's talk about that, having a drunk old man as a neighbor, a goose actually helping instead of just causing pure chaos in this world, having a sex-doll replace teachers in the classroom, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


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    Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/0i5EDLStCo4


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    Can You Don't?

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    1 hr 24 min
  • Can You Don't? | Mount Rushmore. Keystroke. Water Pump. Pretty Cold.

    Businesses making wild ass claims about their products is nothing new... but Joe couldn't control his urge to ask a local gas station about one of their record setting claims. Let's talk about that, an AI robot that could be so dangerous it comes with instructions on how to kill it if it ever goes rogue, having sex with famous statues, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


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    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Can You Don't? | Plumber's Crack. Pepper Balls. Nuns. Meth Lab.

    How far would you go to prank your family and friends? Would you create a fake meth lab, media coverage, mugshot, and local news website so that everyone thinks you're going to prison for the rest of your life? Someone did. Let's talk about that, the fastest ass crack Joe has ever seen, things getting pretty wild in a Walmart parking lot, a couple of enemy lesbian nuns falling in love and running away together, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/qc6mlz42iBg


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    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


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    1 hr 23 min
  • Can you Don't? | Bathroom Goat. Funny Trunks. Sticky Letters. Winnie-the-Pooh.

    The wild swing between being someone who's in jail, cumming on letters that you're sending to your partner... and THEN actually winning a legal argument saying that it's fine to be cumming on letters and sending them to your partner is truly amazing. Let's talk about that, getting yourself involved in a hike that's way harder than you expected it to be, fighting a goat every time you need to use the bathroom, Bryan is finally listening to Joe when it comes to using public amenities, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/qb3BYX-CXRU


    Send in segment content: [email protected]

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

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    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


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    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 hr 5 min

About Can You Don't?

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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly…

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