Can You Don't?

By Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly moc

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How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 178 episodes available.

Can You Don't? episodes:

November 05, 2025 Can You Don't? | Mayo Meltdown. Lens Crafters. 100 Million. Airport Lounge.
AI is being implemented in all facets of our lives, which is great, unless you're listening to an episode of this podcast. Then it's bad. Let's talk about that, gaslighting in an airport lounge, how many people you'd kill to protect your family, losing your shit over mayonnaise, and more on today's episode on Can You Don't?!

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New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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1h 22min
October 29, 2025 Can You Don't? | Bass Drum. Colorblind. Fish Tank. Butt Breathing.
Have you ever voted on behalf of your dead mom, got caught, and were forced to write a ten-page essay on what an idiot you are? Would you rather just go to jail or write the essay? Let's talk about that, colorblindness making you feel completely useless, running into a blind person in the hallway, carrying a bass drum around with you everywhere you go, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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1h 14min
October 22, 2025 Can You Don't? | Tall Can. Stopping. Elephant Parking. Gravy Coupon.
There comes a point when trying to help people who have lost everything that the entire situation would have been better off had you done literally nothing at all. KFC didn't get that memo. Let's talk about that, shoving a tall can of beer up your butt for a couple days, another example of the darker side of AI which humanity gets to look forward to, having a family picnic on the side of a freeway, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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1h 32min
October 15, 2025 Can You Don't? | Unwrapping. Swan Warden. Worm Charming. Joey Hogbone.
How much weight do you think the position of "Volunteer Swan Warden" holds on a resume? Let's talk about that, trying to go about your everyday life knowing exactly how you were going to die, a brand new most annoying thing to do in public, pretending you're trapped in an active shooter situation in order to make new friends, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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1h 20min
October 08, 2025 Can You Don't? | Fake Name. Begging. Lefty Loosey. Sperm Racing.
Nothing really brings the boys together like wearing racing jackets, being obnoxiously loud, and cheering on your sperm as it races against your buddy's sperm on a tiny sperm racetrack. Let's talk about that, your stance on giving kisses after someone goes down on you, having an absolute meltdown in front of the police after giving them a fake name, the best place to crash your car if you're having a heart attack, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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1h 29min
October 01, 2025 Can You Don't? | Crying in Bed. Wallet Drugs. Cow. Heart Attack.
If aliens offering immortality landed on Earth tomorrow and were willing to take you on a tour of the entire universe BUT you could never return to Earth... would you go? Let's talk about that, why the heck Bryan was crying in bed like a giant man-baby, another doctor doing more shady shit while he shouldn't be, the amazing world of counterintuitive but true facts, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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1h 39min
September 24, 2025 Can You Don't? | Inside Out. Goose Men. Traffic. Airplane Pasta.
Joe might run for Mayor. And his entire platform will be built around upgrading ONE GODDAMN THING THAT HAS BEEN LEFT BEHIND SINCE 1995! Let's talk about that, what it would be like living with 20 tiny men, can the washer/dryer actually turn your clothes inside out, winning a sweepstakes promising 'money for life' but having that company go bankrupt, strangers using a trampoline to save your family from a house fire, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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1h 38min
September 17, 2025 Can You Don't? | Role-play. Mac Salad. Flare Gun. Ticket.
How are serving sizes set? BECAUSE NO PERSON ON PLANET EARTH WOULD CALL THAT AMOUNT AN ACTUAL SERVING! Let's talk about that, taking the wrong kid home from daycare, getting shot in the face with a flare gun by your elderly neighbor, getting a seatbelt ticket after breaking nearly every bone in your body, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
PO Box 1062
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Hugs and Tugs.
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1h 24min
September 10, 2025 Can You Don't? | Survey. Astronaut. Excel. Disabilities.
We've never had sex with a hamburger... but maybe we will after today's episode. Let's talk about that, the worst advice from an implied expert in his field, spraying disabled kids with your sprinkler system while they load and unload the school bus, wearing the perfect pajamas to fight crime, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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Fan Mail:
Can You Don't?
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1h 30min
September 03, 2025 Can You Don't? | Brain Box. Speedo. Flamboyant. Flip an Egg.
Bryan is so close to shoving something in his butthole. Let's talk about that, the embarrassment of getting stuck in a tube slide as a grown-ass man, why can't we put whatever little pictures we want on our license plates, messing everything up when you're only just trying to help, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***

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Fan Mail:
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PO Box 1062
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...more
1h 32min

FAQs about Can You Don't?:

How many episodes does Can You Don't? have?

The podcast currently has 178 episodes available.

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