TICK TOCK, IT'S CULT O'CLOCK!!

This one get's realllllllllll complicated, you guys! Meet Tim. Tim is a member of a cult. His family tries to be supportive and thing of it as a "religious group" (even though it's clearly a cult). Tim has a group of friends for the first time, and even a girlfriend....though they can't hold hands unless they use a fork...it's a long weird story. Anyway, one day Tim doesn't come home. His roommate, who is also in the cult, calls Tim's parents, but they haven't seen him. A few days pass, the police get involved (just WAIT till you meet down bitch Colleen), but still nothing. But then there are bizarre Tim sightings. And his car is found. So what the hell is going on? And Where. The Hell. Is Tim?