Topic Lords

246. Send An Envelope Of Guacamole For Analysis


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Lords:

  • Jay
  • Alex
  • Topics:

    • Mexican food outside San Diego (Having lived in Colorado, Ohio, and now Melbourne)
    • Releasing my first commercial video game
    • The being an uncle of camping
    • Skyscrapers by Matt Haig
      • https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/QM4hPodE.jpg
      • Attempting to preserve 40 years' worth of data
      • Microtopics:

        • A puzzle adventure game starring a ferret.
        • DROD-likes.
        • Sending an envelope full of guacamole to a food lab so they can tell you a list of ingredients.
        • Reaching in the window so you can finally drive a million dollar Porsche.
        • Letting the Ewok sit in the driver's seat but not actually letting it drive the car.
        • Whether Ewoks get old enough to drive.
        • Throw Rock.
        • Making a game by first making your own level editor, image editor, audio synthesizer and music composition tools.
        • Finding playtesters by letting them come to you.
        • An eyeball that charges a laser when you step in front of it.
        • Deliberately optimizing your game to take up as little disk space as possible.
        • A project that starts moving much faster when you figure out what kind of project it should be.
        • Writing a 3D modeler so that you can get your 2D game on Steam.
        • Working with a professional artist.
        • Rendering fur.
        • Games with turns that represent less than a second of in-game time.
        • The mind-feel of a turn length.
        • A game that was so good that the developers went back decades later to make it playable.
        • The Mud and the Slime.
        • How to play DROD without any roach timers.
        • Which DROD is the best one to start with.
        • Sokoban with swordplay.
        • The level in King Dugan's Dungeon that's nothing but roach queens.
        • Optimizing your sword movements well enough that you can move forward while fighting.
        • Puzzles that are just hard enough to engage your mind while you do something else.
        • Visiting someone who is camping and then going home to sleep in your own bed.
        • Building a fire and making s'mores in the bathroom.
        • Camping expenses.
        • Giving gifts to adults who can already buy whatever they want.
        • Deliberately choosing a vacation that is especially exhausting.
        • Spending two days each visiting seven different family friends.
        • Your grandparents taking you camping and they sleep in the RV while you have to sleep in the tent.
        • Buying an onion bloomer for $600 and insisting that your family eat a blooming onion every night to justify the purchase.
        • Skyscrapers made out of words
        • Training yourself to visualize words in the wrong orientation.
        • Puzzling out what the title of the poem would've been if the typesetter hadn't messed it up
        • Cross-sectional art.
        • Poems that are intended to be viewed rather than read aloud.
        • Anti-poem poems.
        • Every project you've ever worked on (on a computer)
        • Good usable archives.
        • The unique digital footprint of your life.
        • Getting the bits from a SCSI hard drive in an old Mac that doesn't boot up.
        • Apple Desktop Bus Connection.
        • The miraculous ubiquity and longevity of USB-A.
        • Figuring out how to hook up a digital video player that requires a Firewire connection.
        • The MacOS resource fork.
        • What the .sit and .hqx extensions meant.
        • Gamma Zee.
        • Using social media to actually do things.
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