AlexShannonThe less you spend on food, the better it tastesThe jizz of a birdhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_(birding)The Cosmic Callhttps://blog.plover.com/2024/04/15/Line Fishing by Daniel Kahauleliohttps://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/rWuOwlpV.pngHow to order coffee in Malaysiahttps://kopi.guide/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6mv7VY8YLADice, and physically rolling themhttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.com.tann.dicePaleo animators.Malaysia as a vacation destination.Restaurants that are just in s guy's house.The best whole fried catfish you've ever had.Eating mixed whole livers.Striving to get a B rating from the food safety inspectors because the A rating is too bougie.Starch and grease.The shape of the price to deliciousness correlation graph.If you're here to buy cake, ring the doorbell.You can talk to the cops or you can have cake. You can't have both.Whether Americans can drink the water in Malaysia.Being so desperate for fresh vegetables that you wash them with tap water.Butterfly Pee Flour.Jizz (birding)The practice of just getting the vibe of a bird.I don't know, it had the jizz of a bird.Zooniverse.Going through the still images on a nature webcam and trying to identify local animals.Trying to tell the difference between a wood rat and a deer mouse.Reclassifying all the animals in the world based not on their actual genetics or but based on what people think they are by looking at them.Small, Brown and On the Ground.Submitting a picture of a pair of brown wood owls to a bird study app and two hours later an angry ecologist is knocking on your tent to ask if you meant a spotted wood owl.An extremely high-stress app.Asking an albatross which of the twelve species is albatross it is.Walking around in the woods until you spot a kiwi.Major gaffes in interstellar communication that future aliens will be very confused about.Massively synesthetic dog brains.Receiving a sequence of bits and deciding to arrange them in a grid.The other book with the spiders.Humans interacting with a spider-based society.Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky.Expecting monkeys to become the dominant intelligent species on a terraformed planet seeded with Earth animals.Adventuring into a dungeon built by the ancients and admiring the signage.Opening an oil drum full of concrete and tubes and being like "where's the treasure that's supposed to be in here!"Writing a song about how being near glowing cats is very dangerous.Public serving meme songs.Engineering earworms for the public good.The Museum of Hawaiian Culture in Oahu.Fish that watch. Fish that look.Get those fish hungry.It's just a lookin' fish.Sleeping the lobes of your brain in shifts.The lobes of your brain playing pranks on each other.How can fish get some shuteye if they don't have eyelids??How can fish rubberneck if they don't even have necks??The Star Trek replicator except instead of materializing your food it prints a piece of paper with the words that you need to say to the tired-looking guy who then goes to cook your meal.Ais krim.What languages are hardest to spell in.Are there four silent letters at the end, and if so which ones?Cofftea.Rolling all them bones.Owning more sets of dice than you have played actual D&D sessions.A big pile of dice rattling around in your phone.Rolling the dice off of the table every single time.A switch that goes ka-chonk.Actively seeking out hobbies where you touch things.Ways that continuous deployment sucks.Text classifiers flagging your sexuality as photographic.Image classifiers flagging your medical photos as pornographic.Which photos encapsulate what you're trying to remember and discuss.How to get your life off of a corporation's hard drive.Unsearchable Tumblrs.Get out there and jizz a bird!
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