Topic Lords

248. The Ephemeral Nature Of Digital Fish Food


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Lords:

  • Elena
    • https://www.gouletpens.com/blogs/fountain-pen-blog/sailor-shikiori-tokiwa-matsu-ink-review
    • Nathalie
      • https://alienmelon.itch.io/ [cw:flashing lights]
      • Topics:

        • Fish-based screensavers
          • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQpCcQhNfxM
          • https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals/live-cams
          • Fire safety
            • https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheThingThatGoesDoink
            • https://cpb-us-w2.wpmucdn.com/voices.uchicago.edu/dist/8/644/files/2017/08/Chiang-Lifecycle-of-Software-Objects-q3tsuw.pdf
            • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Qxqmhqj1A
            • The Aquarium and the Glass Harmonica
              • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOx7zmO5ppw
              • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FAc3HmfoSY
              • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSzTPGlNa5U
              • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA3sA3ncX44&start=103
              • I Am Running Into A New Year by Lucille Clifton
                • https://nextworldover.tumblr.com/post/738271770264600576
                • I went to Japan
                  • https://nerdparadise.com/mspaint/stereogram
                  • https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1704934776421913018
                  • Microtopics:

                    • Shikiori Ink.
                    • The Computer Museum in Berlin.
                    • Back when you saw fish-based screen savers everywhere.
                    • The Roku app fish screen saver.
                    • A rock in the aquarium that says "Roku"
                    • 11 hours of fish content.
                    • Fish nerds sitting in a small box at the bottom of the ocean getting hype over seeing a small worm.
                    • An animated gif of fish nerds getting hype.
                    • A live jellyfish web cam that is just in principle.
                    • A web cam of the thing that goes donk and everyone cheers when it goes donk.
                    • The fish screen saver where you need to keep buying floppy disks with fish food on it or the fish die.
                    • Don't copy that fish food!
                    • The startup selling digital rabbit food going out of business so all the digital rabbits go into hibernation.
                    • The Life Cycle of Software Objects.
                    • Being unable to open your front door because the smart lock ran out of batteries.
                    • Everybody congratulating you on the infuriating guy you made up to get mad at.
                    • Fire safety anecdotes.
                    • Glass top electric stoves that look just like induction stoves, as a prank.
                    • How fire extinguishers taste.
                    • Looking at fire extinguisher dust and thinking "let's get the blood brain barrier involved."
                    • Leaving the stove on.
                    • Broiling a sandwich and the whole sandwich catches fire.
                    • A five year old doing science experiments with a lit candle.
                    • The UX design of grease fires.
                    • The William Shatner song about the dangers of deep frying a turkey.
                    • Relating to the teens coming into fashion for like a week and then the next week the teens are like "You're still trying to relate? That's cheugy AF."
                    • Self-moistening fingertips.
                    • Soaking your fingertips in water for eight minutes to get them pruny.
                    • The Canon of harmonica virtuoso music.
                    • Ethereal floating tones that fade in and out of existence.
                    • The Flat Bells.
                    • The Mellotron as a slightly more physical sampler.
                    • Clara Rockmore playing "The Swan" on Theremin.
                    • Bit-doers playing "The Swan" on Otamatone.
                    • Letting go of what you said to yourself about yourself when you were 16, 26, even 36.
                    • The assumption that you need to be forgiven for something.
                    • The sun coming up on this episode of Topic Lords.
                    • Working up the courage to climb the mountain you see every day from your back yard.
                    • Really tall hills you can walk up.
                    • What it's like to not hear cars constantly.
                    • Designing a building to sound good – even if it isn't a concert hall.
                    • Car-free cities.
                    • Biking in a bike-centric environment.
                    • Throwing your body into traffic and hoping drivers care about the legal liability of running someone over.
                    • The intersection where you always see the skid marks from kids doing donuts.
                    • Doing watercolors but with ink.
                    • Buying a bunch of art supplies and never using them because you're afraid to waste them.
                    • How do you get your paintbrush to do what you want?
                    • How watercolors behave depending on how wet the painting is and how wet the paintbrush is.
                    • Scraping your knife on the painting and it just looks like a shed.
                    • Is it a bunch of cats or is it the word "gay"?
                    • Images that look like stereograms but aren't.
                    • The blank canvas stereogram.
                    • Crowds staring at the enormous stereograms hanging up in the Mall of America.
                    • Stereogram artists accounting for pupillary distance.
                    • Making a stereogram in MS Paint.
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