Adam and Taylor say au revoir to the worst/best character on the show, Lauren B. goes on a date only Arie and necropheliacs would love, Taylor speaks French, Seinne would write this recap better than we do, it's not Kendall's fault that all the people she knows are dead animals and Jacqueline could win this thing if she would just get out of her own way.

Adam and Taylor are surprised by Maquel's re-existence, Arie doesn't care about Chelsea enough to Old Yeller her, no one matters, Arie's rib tattoo is as disgusting as it is enormous, short haircuts are way harder than you think and we like almost wrote a full sentence about this show like without like mentioning Krystal.

Adam and Taylor glam shame the entire cast, Seinne and Arie need more (or less) Lanco in their diet, Old Becca goes on a date with Lauren B's good face, just try taking Krystal's side, Baby Bekah can't rent a car for another three years and if you poured one out for Caroline, Jaqueline would drink it.

Adam and Taylor welcome a new guest host who fancies a luscious beard, someone portioned out contestant body parts all wrong, Tia misses a golden opportunity to body slam a group date, Lauren S. loses a date because she didn't wear a jumpsuit, Annaliese is afraid of everything but video reenactment flashbacks, there are finally some likable (furry) people on the show and Baby Bekah can't rent a car for another 3 years.

Adam and Frank take a few inaugural trips down the End of the Road, Lauren X survives another rose ceremony, Arie's date ideas are as bad as his racing career, Becca gives Arie the Averman fantasy date, Krystal might cry in the middle of this sentence and Seinne's aura could be used as an alternative energy source.

Adam and Taylor can't find any interesting information about Arie on the internet, where all of the interesting information about anyone lives, Arie Bekahs early in the rose ceremony then Rebeccas later, most of these women are interchangeable blonde things, most of these notes are about the wrong people and you get to watch Les Mis secondhand.

Adam and Taylor stop breathing for an hour, the whole season is about Peter and Rachel's hourlong cold war about Peter "bending the knee," Eric ends the Bachelor discussion and Bryan was sort of on the show too. It was all dumb.

Adam and Taylor recorded an episode about the Men Tell All even though there wasn't anything to talk about.

Adam and Taylor eagerly welcome Peter into their home, Eric has confused who is supposed to love whom here, Rachel's mom isn't having any of Bryan's cheeky garbage, there has to be a first time for anything that happens, the producers think they're pulling a fast one on us and some lost footage shows up.

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Adam and Taylor celebrate 100 episodes of something, someone gave birth to 69 children, Good Eric goes The Wire on Bad Eric, Bryan's mom is in love with him... no like really in love with him, Peter's mom's tattoo is as mysterious as the wind, TV editing continues to trip us up, Dean has the best worst hometown, The Source Family documentary is still top of mind, the boys prep to Meet The Lindsays and fantasy suites in Spain are on the horizon.